vinyl recordboi

worst rapper on soundcloud; i rescue animals and steal memes. stay perfect

[vinyl recordboi @DosLiam]

If anything my tweets are a niche market

[vinyl recordboi @DosLiam]

@raychi_god @LoganPaul Logan Paul vs Jake Paul

[vinyl recordboi @DosLiam]

Imagine you take acid before a flight and then some white girl starts screaming at the entire plane “THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS NOT REAL”

[Greenwood @Greenwoodexotic]

Sorry, I was trapping

[vinyl recordboi @DosLiam]

I kinda drive like a grandma so every time I go past a speed trap I speed up a little bit to like seven over the limit so the cop doesn’t think I’m soft

[Meredith Walsh @meredithdwalsh]

Mike Tomlin on @thepivot podcast with Ryan Clark, Channing Crowder & Fred Taylor — first thing I thought about last night with Damar Hamlin. Genuine, human convo ab football, health, risk & the bond bw coaches/players/teammates. Watch it all here. https://t.co/jot6wii5kL

[vinyl recordboi @DosLiam]

@SaasssyySam @lgzd__ This is bread for rich people in Ancient Rome. Really fire

[Mr. @LongLive__KP]

Gotta be in the crib with blackout curtains to eat this

[morg 📚 @wet_paint_books]

there's a small subset of former incel fedora guys who, in lieu of becoming nazis, get really into fashion history and instead spend their time listening to benny goodman and measuring lapels and even finding a nice fashion history girl. it's heartwarming to see

[pj @pjayevans]

(Build a bear employee gets home from work) do you even know how many bears I built today. And here you are sitting on your ass playing on your computer

WIFE: I make 400,000 dollars a year you don’t need to work there

[Lil yerT @the1lilyert]

PSA to all artists ... Your engineer is not your producer . If I make a beat , then you steal it off youtube , and your engineer records you .. that does not mean he produced the song 😂💀

[y - Ben Mathewson @Ben_Mathewson]

Imagine being a an NHL goaltender. After years of hard work and sacrifice you have reached the top .0001% of your field, then on some Tuesday in February Ilya Lyubushkin scores on a shot that deflects off 3 of your teammates and 19,000 fans start singing "I'm a Gummy Bear" at you

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

I can’t believe Italians still cling to Columbus when they could celebrate this guy

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Made a motivational poster for spawning salmon😌

[christina trexler @xtinacomputes]

the liberal leaving my body as the paper straw gets mushy