Keith

[Keith @DotsMK]

@chadbensonshow Send me a link to Trump’s interview with MSNBC. None? You sure he is still tough enough? (And, by the way, @chadbensonshow, it is “too,” not “to.” I guess English is too much for you.)

[Keith @DotsMK]

@colbertlateshow

[Keith @DotsMK]

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist person—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his sh*t all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/lmgrDwRe3s

[Jeremy Levenbach @thelevenbach]

Tim Walz was an REI hire.

[Keith @DotsMK]

@IowaOutsider As others have noted, Lauren Betts not available. However, Liza Karlen, Marquette grad transfer, 17.7 ppg, First Team All Big East, is in the portal. Seems like good fit.

[Naismith Awards @NaismithTrophy]

𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝐵𝐸𝒮𝒯 𝒫𝐿𝒜𝒴𝐸𝑅 𝐼𝒩 𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒞𝒪𝒰𝒩𝒯𝑅𝒴

Caitlin Clark is the @jerseymikes Naismith Women’s College Player of the Year🏀

[Palmetto Curling Club 🥌 @palmettocurling]

St. Paul CC has a great bathroom view

#justsayin

[Jason Selvig @jasonselvig]

“They have no idea that I’m Batman.”

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

New year. Same me.

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me keep having to start new batch of cookies for Santa because me keep eating them.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“Did you guys shoot that whisky ad with Sammy Davis Jr. yet?”

“Yeah.”

“How did it go?”

“It was the weirdest fucking day of my entire life.”

[Mandy Patinkin @PatinkinMandy]

Anybody want a peanut!?

[UI Health Care Stead Family Children's Hospital @UIchildrens]

They saw you waving. 💛

#HawkeyeWave

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

There is more to life than cookies, but cookies are still big part of it.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“Sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand.”

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

pure bread dogs

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I feel like these assholes went to Duke.

[Spoked Z @SpokedZ]

THIS WAS FILTHY