Reformed Accountant

On the road to financial independence.

[Alex Rosen @iFightForKids]

Happy 4th. Remember that the founding fathers went to war over a 3% tax on TEA but now half you lazy faggots want a 50% income tax.

[alicia @LeeshaMae31]

Oh they are having A TIME

[𝙋𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙡 𝙍𝙞𝙘𝙠 @PistolRick]

𝑨𝒎𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝑮𝒐𝒍𝒅. 𝑭𝒓𝒆𝒆 𝑩𝒊𝒓𝒅. 𝑪𝒂𝒏𝒂𝒅𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝑻𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒔

[Reformed Accountant @DoubleDown_Dave]

@vte_ai Appreciate it! Best of luck in 2026. Merry Christmas!

[Reformed Accountant @DoubleDown_Dave]

@sosanakamoto @BowTiedBull Trading cards, figures and other collectibles. Crazy market right now.

[Reformed Accountant @DoubleDown_Dave]

@kevets @BowTiedBull "Luck" finds it's way to those who work hard. 2026 will be bountiful!

[Reformed Accountant @DoubleDown_Dave]

@rakish_bloke Appreciate it! Merry Christmas!

[Reformed Accountant @DoubleDown_Dave]

@BowTiedBull Merry Christmas Bull! Appreciate all you do 🤝

[Election Wizard @ElectionWiz]

Bro, Christmas is literally the birthday party for Jesus Christ. You know, the event that kicked off Christian civilization 2,000 years ago. Europe’s cathedrals, laws, art, hospitals, universities? All flow from that Holy Night in Bethlehem.

It isn’t “Winter Sparkle Season.” the word CHRIST is literally baked into the holiday’s name.

The ONLY THING being stolen is everyone’s brain cells by this dumb, satanic worshiping article.

Merry Christmas!

Christ is Born!

Christ is King!

[Reformed Accountant @DoubleDown_Dave]

@EV_Ohio

[Reformed Accountant @DoubleDown_Dave]

@EV_Ohio

[Dominic Michael Tripi @DMichaelTripi]

BREAKING: FBI Director Kash Patel says that there is no credible evidence that Jeffrey Epstein trafficked young women to other individuals.

[FBI Salt Lake City @FBISaltLakeCity]

We are asking for the public's help identifying this person of interest in connection with the fatal shooting of Charlie Kirk at Utah Valley University.
1-800-CALL-FBI
Digital media tips: https://t.co/K7maX81TjJ

[Reformed Accountant @DoubleDown_Dave]

@nolivergambles

[THAT SOUTHERN DUDE @TSDmemes]

WNBA security inspecting my bag upon entry

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

🚨BREAKING: A SECOND DILDO HAS HIT THE COURT

[Reformed Accountant @DoubleDown_Dave]

Should be automatic jail time if you write "please advise" in an email.

[Reformed Accountant @DoubleDown_Dave]

@JustinTrudeau