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[Jean-François Gariépy 🧬 @JFGariepy]

The absolute complete truth about what happened with Mama JF, 3 years after her disappearance.

[Jean-François Gariépy 🧬 @JFGariepy]

Today, June 17, marks the 3-year anniversary of the day Mama JF left our home voluntarily to go on a risky hiking trip and then, in all likelihood, died of completely natural causes in the process.

One of the last things that Mama JF told me when she left was that I should seek to find a new wife as hard as I could, as she would not come back, ever. Unfortunately, up to this day, I have been unable to fulfill this order of hers and I am still single. I do hope that there is a woman out there with the culinary acumen of Mama JF who will want to continue life with me.

Here are three cakes that Mama JF had prepared over the years. One of the things that people do not know about Mama JF is that she was an extremely skilled baker who had a passion for advanced cake techniques. The cakes of Mama JF will be included in White People Food, which will be available in September-October.

Here's to hoping I can find a new wife with as much culinary talent as Mama JF.

[N I M B ❂ @Nimbopill]

Women be like “Today is my rapist and i’s 7th rapeversary 🥺😭"

[dx Chud @DoubleMaskr]

@proverbs_14_23

[GrundleMyNundlle @GrundleNundle]

If I was the driver I would jack off because it would be hot. I would be like “omg this is hot wtf lol”. I would say something like that

[reverend berkeley malibu @skyswallowed]

my dead pedophile friend and his 18 year old girlfriend went as them for halloween 2 years ago

[dx Chud @DoubleMaskr]

@JFGariepy M'lady!

[Rapid Report @RapidReport2025]

JUST IN: 21-year-old dies after workers forget to attach safety rope and push her off 40-meter bridge in São Paulo’s Limeira, Brazil

[dx Chud @DoubleMaskr]

@EastsideShow Haters gonna hate but these and Rip N Dips are GOAT factory vending machine lunches

[mr online @Absolunar]

I miss who I was when I was suicidal and drinking and Fucking random foids and my life was in complete disarray now im just this Fag all the time. sober. abstinent. Yiddish plaything. normslave

[dx Chud @DoubleMaskr]

@visegrad24 I dont care about any of these tards
But I would BLANK the girl in the tank lmao

[dx Chud @DoubleMaskr]

@KATUNews I dont wanna sound racist but if the "buyer"/"seller" has black skin just leave, if you see that they are black and chose to interact with them its your own fault

[dx Chud @DoubleMaskr]

@itsreallyhelper MCR was never Emo, "real emo" only consists of e dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene. 99, Rites of Spring, Cap n Jazz, the list just goes on and on

[dx Chud @DoubleMaskr]

@PictureBooksPro @JFGariepy @anniealtman108 @heyn8k Its called being an alpha male you silly bitch

[Andrew Kuhn @FocusedCompound]

SpaceX will IPO tomorrow

Here's the bull case:

Target valuation is $1.75 trillion

But that's just on Earth

There are 8 planets in our solar system

That's $14 trillion in potential value

But when you factor in the other 100 billion planets in our galaxy?

$1.4 septillion.

Woah.

[dx Chud @DoubleMaskr]

@strving4jimin As a man I eat 3x this and just go to the gym a few times a week and stay shredded
Being a dude is so sick sometimes

[dx Chud @DoubleMaskr]

@AnonXIV14 God put him in a slaves skin

[dx Chud @DoubleMaskr]

@sleepingbvby Hysterical female teachers and devouring mothers

[dx Chud @DoubleMaskr]

@ElijahSchaffer @iisisaldaiine >me driving behind her after drinking 30 natty lights