steven leonard

bury me with my tweets

[steven leonard @Doublelen]

i have nothing but respect for the purveyor of morsels

[steven leonard @Doublelen]

https://t.co/GzRmb3lVke

[ms rat 🐀 @ratbitebaby]

misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?

[steven leonard @Doublelen]

the only thing i’ve ever found halfway interesting about this ethan klein character is how passionately devoted he is to the satisfaction of his obvious humiliation fetish. in this way the public continues to play into his hand

[steven leonard @Doublelen]

wegoverconfidence

[🌠 @whylster_]

tom segura and ethan klein nuked their marriages right after losing a ton of weight, what is this phenomenon called?

[steven leonard @Doublelen]

hermeneutically sealed

[Nissehatt @hekwoys]

“Hermetically sealed” sounds like a Renaissance demon-controlling technique derived from esoteric Neoplatonic theurgy, but actually refers to like a can of peaches. What’s up with that

[steven leonard @Doublelen]

@dinosaur_info this is genuinely how i counter ppl when they get uppity about me playing obscure scrabble words. it’s like bro we’re wizards and you’re getting mad that i know more spells than you

[steven leonard @Doublelen]

i am basking in the glow of the 2 followers i gained from my viral quote tweet

[steven leonard @Doublelen]

this is just a classic case of words not being sentences

[steven leonard @Doublelen]

bro this is taking me out...

to the ball game, that is

[steven leonard @Doublelen]

i guess if you really want one word you could just shout “WHENCE?” at ppl

[steven leonard @Doublelen]

this is just a classic case of words not being sentences

[Vessel Of Spirit @VesselOfSpirit]

it's unfortunate that there isn't an english word that unambiguously means "on what grounds do you believe what you just said to be true"

[steven leonard @Doublelen]

"why am I letting a group of 12 stangers critique my intensely personal poem about my family trauma?"

can you imagine someone expressing this same sentiment about a painting and being taken seriously?

[steven leonard @Doublelen]

I was dead silent amidst boisterous, often cruel-seeming laughter at my packed YCSE showing in Baltimore, but I burst out a solitary "BUH-ha" when Holmes used the word "annealing" to describe her and her husband's love and nathan immediately checked her on it

[steven leonard @Doublelen]

deleted scene from my now 5-year-old mock epic about elon musk

[steven leonard @Doublelen]

a meta metaphor for more feta

[steven leonard @Doublelen]

a strange answer but a perfectly legitimate one

[True Nature @mira__joyce]

Cant stop thinking about this question from the elizabeth holmes doc

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

the third paragraph of this YCSE review by @ocksportello (which obviously has spoilers) is the best thing I've yet read on the movie https://t.co/4atNbziEkP

[steven leonard @Doublelen]

@matthewgoldin so tired of hearing every last person’s thoughts on this

[steven leonard @Doublelen]

@noampomsky this was almost precisely my first reaction to the movie, but i think it's important to reckon with the possibility that this is the impression that she intended to impart

[steven leonard @Doublelen]

FIELDER: When you see this tweet, do you understand what's funny about it?

HOLMES: I think so. Babies shouldn't be adult sized.

FIELDER: But do you see the way he's talking? Do you see why he can't be talking like that?

HOLMES: heh. Well, he's a baby, of course.

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Grown up sized white baby I’m friends with: The way I be drinking this damn apple juice…ooh chile😂

Me: You can’t be talking like that White Baby.

[steven leonard @Doublelen]

@emma_butthole @10hourmix4sleep yeah i give some credence to this theory but i also think it lines up with sort of the standard manipulative behavior of performing empathy and insight, which billy apes less adeptly with the "i know exactly what you're feeling" line

[steven leonard @Doublelen]

@GeoffreyDMorri1 superman reads great, you read *really well*