Captain Chris

Resident Strong Guy - - UFC - - Detroit Sports Believer - - Calorie Consumer - - Las Vegas, NV📍

[Captain Chris @DoublesCD]

@the_det_times @IatrouJake @BriannaTSstan revoke the hockeytown logo until the team doesnt suck fucking dick

[John Summit @johnsummit]

i get it’s because yall would lose ur corporate jobs from what u say on here

but i also had a corporate job for 2 years tweeting about benders with a public twitter because im not a total pussy

[Captain Chris @DoublesCD]

Cody shoulda been tellin Randy to kill himself but the internet woulda thrown a fit

[EliteRockerz 𝕏 @EliteClubS0B]

“Newsflash for you. You call yourself the Legend Killer. Look around, Randy. You are the last legend left in WWE. So my question to you is this: Who kills you?”

CODY RHODES SAYS HE’S GOING TO END RANDY ORTON 🤯

#SmackDown

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Last but hardly least: Three-time Pro-Bowl selection Jahmyr Gibbs and the Lions reached agreement today on a three-year, $67.5 million deal that could be worth up to $75.75 million and includes $51.5 million guaranteed, now making him the NFL’s highest-paid running back, confirmed by his @AthletesFirst agent Todd France (Toddfrance_ on IG).

[bhnso @bhnso]

tell me i’m wrong

[Captain Chris @DoublesCD]

I have a theory

Skubal supports Benjamin Netanyahu

[RhodesKotaEra @RhodesKotaEra]

Before this match, he cried on a podcast because he was worried he'd let people down.

He let NOBODY down.

What A Performance 👏

#Summerslam

[Captain Chris @DoublesCD]

Take the lost money

Cut Framber Valdez

Or shoot him out back i don’t give a fuck

[Mike Kalinowski @MikeKalinowski]

They did this practically? IN CAMERA....?!?!?!?!? https://t.co/XUCWxSCMYB

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰 @the_det_times]

Tarik Skubal on reports saying he likely won't be in Detroit next year:

"I wouldn’t believe any of those reports. It’s not what I’m saying."

(via @971theticketxyt)

[Captain Chris @DoublesCD]

LEBRON TO THE 76ERS?!?!?!? WHAAAAAAATTTTTTT

[Breitbart News @BreitbartNews]

"Reacher" star Alan Ritchson calls President Trump a "f**king rapist" in a tirade about the Epstein files.

"That b*tch has the keys to the nuclear codes. He's, like, all up into 13-year-olds. Like, dude, what? Go to jail.”

[Captain Chris @DoublesCD]

@GrimRprGaming @PaulTassi I just know you don’t give enough of a fuck about The Odyssey prior to the world giving you something to be cranky about

Grow the fuck up you child

[Dovy🔌 @DovySimuMMA]

🤔Ian Garry says if women ruled the world everything would be better

“If the world was run by women, we’d all live in a better world. If we just listened to them and let them takeover, it would be an easier world”

via High Performance YT

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

With the game on the line, Kenley Jansen battles back from 3-0 to strike out Alex Bregman!

[bob_₳F @bobasfk]

King Memnon of Aethiopia was in the Trojan war and was killed by Achilles in a duel. He arrived at the war with his Aethiopian army to save Troy after Hector was slain

Atheiopia was a descriptive term for all of sub-Saharan Africa at the time

Homer describes the war as a global event with participants hailing from all over the world, specifically saying they spoke multiple languages

Troy itself was an Anatolian trading hub

The Odyssey can be adapted into a space movie and it would still be relevant. Adaptations is how we honor those works and the lessons within them

You are a small small man who views life from a lense that cheapens it

[Captain Chris @DoublesCD]

Shakira in the halftime show and now my apt is making me pay pet rent

[Investing Addict @InvestingAddict]

Imagine being a grown ass adult worried about the casting of The Odyssey.

Politics have fried people’s brains.

[Captain Chris @DoublesCD]

It’s so intriguing to me seeing people trying to force hate for The Odyssey when it’s genuinely one of the greatest blockbusters I’ve laid eyes on

[Buzz “Cocaine Bear” Miller @bitcheslovebuzz]

She just asked me if I’d marry LeBron over her and got hit with a truth nuke. I know I’m justified too cause my glorious king would never turn his back on me.