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not investment advice. everything i tweet could be completely wrong. you're probably smarter than I am.

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@soychotic This is the kind of joke that makes you seem insane if you tell it once but hilarious (and still insane) if you tell it consistently.

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@klara_sjo Very clarifying. Thank you.

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@japan_nobunaga Los Angeles, CA

B

15% for average service, 20% for excellent (top 10%) service, below 10% for terrible service (bottom 10%).

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@heyitslilylane @bigcontentguy My wife was like “the older I get, the harder it is for me to make small talk with people,” and I didn’t have the heart to tell her why.

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@Theo47102867 6-7 figures is an extremely wide range.

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@anyronrandom @MikeFreel1657 @TalkinYanks Why not put one one when batting and take it off when fielding?

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@iWomansplainer Because you overpaid for yours by more?

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@Jwheath3 @BlakeHHarris The ball bounced off the catcher's glove. Throw was fine.

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@DavidMc06530984 @historyinmemes Stupid line drawing.

Any characteristic that makes someone a good basketball player is an “accident of birth.”

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@ModerateInSEA @RetardedGambler pretty sure i already proved why you're wrong. QED

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There is a society-wide conflation of “proof” and “evidence.”

People say, “there is no evidence of x,” when they mean that the evidence for x does not prove x to be true.

There is no proof of fraud in the La mayoral voting but the vote counts and timing are themselves evidence.

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@thechosenberg The only acceptable answer is that it is the new employer's fault.

You're gonna go to an interview and say "if you fire me in 6 months, it's because I suck"?

I would auto-reject anyone disingenuous enough to say it'd e their own fault.

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@adamstatonsmith $5m on the west side of LA.

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@nursedanakay I also have this issue, and I’m driving an s with significantly less ground clearance.

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@VegasGKVegasR @ManOfTheLibrary @WSOP Wouldn’t he have lost to the straight regardless? What am I missing?

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@VegasGKVegasR @ManOfTheLibrary @WSOP Except he lost to a straight.

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I drive a hw4 model S. I wouldn’t say it’s a luxury car the way a 7 series or s class is.

I prefer it to both those options for me personally, but if I was buying a car based on the experience of being driven around in it by a chauffeur, either of those options would be preferable at a similar price point (excl driver).

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@drterrysimpson lol, no it couldn’t.

California has a tiered system. If a kid can’t do basic math, they can go to cal state Chico or something.