Debate recap:
Vivek Ramaswamy: not only constantly lying, but insane
Ron Desantis: new campaign strategy is yelling
Mike Pence: still a bitch
Chris Christie: literally no one likes him on either side of the aisle
Doug Burgum: why tf is he even here
Asa Hutchinson: George Bush but dumber
Tim Scott: still a virgin
Nimrata Haley: brown face on white supremacy
In totality: total ๐ฉshow. None of these people are qualified to run for President of the Salvation Army
And a last note: anyone admired in writing by people ranging from David Halberstam to Kurtis Blow you know was someone truly special https://t.co/QmZyuWDAnc
News: Jalen Carter has entered a deal with Athens-Clarke County solicitors, per his lawyer. Carter has pled no contest and will receive 12 months probation, pay a $1,000 fine, perform 80 hours community service and finish a driving course.
Carter will receive no jail time.