Doug Calderon

Some guy.
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@harikondabolu My oldest was really into Bowie, Talking Heads and T. Rex at that age and then he grew out of it and it makes me sad.

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@arlenparsa In a row?

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It's a fiendish thingie!

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Yesterday, I walked around wearing a Wordle spoiler.

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5yo: Daddy, what's this?

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Borrowing this.

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Hey smart speaker, play [song title].
SMART SPEAKER: Yeah, I'll play that song. I assume you want some live version that starts with 90 seconds of just the crowd cheering, right? Coming right up.

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Questioning the irony levels of finding a black fly in my Sauvignon Blanc.

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Coincidentally, this series premiered 36 years ago tomorrow, so it's kind of fitting.

To be clear, I didn't already know that. People who know me might think that's the sort of info I know off the top of my head, and that's not unreasonable.

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Today's the day my kids learn about ALF.

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Raising this flag again for specific reasons.

The list of Wordle answers could use a PARER in a [today's answer redacted], assuming I'm using those words correctly.

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Unsubstantiated, possibly nutty, conspiracy theory I currently have:
NYT is making Wordle with some extra stank to turn players off so that fewer people complain when they put it behind a paywall.

Probably not true. But what if it is?

It might be.

You heard it here first.

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Say what you will about Charles III's transition into power, there's a fictional monarch whose first act as queen was to completely freeze her entire kingdom and then flee into the mountains and she is, for some reason, very popular. He hasn't done any of that yet.

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The national anthem, it seems, changes automatically.

The Sex Pistols song, I'd assume, will remain the same? How soon are we going to get treated to a shitty cover with an updated title?

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I caught a bad Wiki page. (It's working now)

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I was just curious how we're referring to him. Is it going to be Charles? George? Some other name? When do we find out?

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Good morning to everyone who remembered to wear two million sunblock 25 years ago today.

https://t.co/G6RAAUcjtc

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TBF, there was a verse that wouldn't be creepy to sing to your child.
I sang it, he told me to stop. It went exactly as planned.

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I was going to sing that fun song from Meatballs to my kid as he got out of school this afternoon, so I looked up the lyrics.

I cannot sing these words to my 7-year-old.

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@the_real_THF I would probably deserve to get cancelled if I openly sang to my 7-year-old about how his summer was going to include "a whole lot of foolin' around."