Tony Forbes

Writer, baseball fan, sentient collection of varied maladies. Friend of DeSoto. He/him

[Tony Forbes @the_real_THF]

It feels somewhat masturbatory to do one of these posts when my Tweets routinely garner mid-single-digits views, but I've staked out space on both Mastodon and Hive Social for my nonsense. So:
Mastodon: https://t.co/j0FYbBKs0m
Hive Social: thepunalsorises

[Tony Forbes @the_real_THF]

@ericw712 You can score over Zoom, right? Should be a piece of cake

[Tony Forbes @the_real_THF]

Fuck it, if this thing capsizes tonight, here’s one last cute dog pic for the road.

[Tony Forbes @the_real_THF]

Ha ha! This sucks!

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

OFFICIAL: We've acquired RHP Erik Swanson and LHP Adam Macko from the Mariners in exchange for OF Teoscar Hernández.

Welcome to the #BlueJays!

[Tony Forbes @the_real_THF]

@DrewGROF This sucks! Condolences to you, @kaitlyncmcgrath and @Ricky_Ro24 . I hope you can make something happen again this coming season.

[Tony Forbes @the_real_THF]

When the contractors show up and immediately start grimacing, you know you’re going to have a good time.

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

uhoh

[Tony Forbes @the_real_THF]

Radioted
Sentinels
US
#WarcraftStory
@Warcraft

[Tony Forbes @the_real_THF]

@natalie_hinkel Nice! If you have time Friday night I might be able to meet up for a drink or something but things are crazy-go-nuts over here this week 😅

[Captain Edward Jellico @STDeltaShift]

And a little #StarTrek #DataandLaForge for today

[Tony Forbes @the_real_THF]

Well, I remember it, but mostly due to the HV-related quintuple homicide that happened in my hometown back in the late-90s…

[Erin Plays 💫 @erinplays87]

Everyone has a nostalgia boner for Blockbuster, but what about Hollywood Video? It didn't have the same comfy VHS smell that Blockbuster had, but they usually had a better selection and it was brighter inside so I preferred it lol.

[Tony Forbes @the_real_THF]

@joechoui Paging @craigcalcaterra, though I imagine others got to it first.

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@boteball @CespedesBBQ Or if the MEX refers to Mexico City? Because their stadium is supposedly Coors turned up well past 11.

[Tony Forbes @the_real_THF]

🎶 Hello darkness my old friend… 🎶

[Blue Jays Nation @thejaysnation]

It was 8-1!

[Tony Forbes @the_real_THF]

@ericw712 I’m looking at the bullpen more… but you’re not wrong.

[Tony Forbes @the_real_THF]

And we’re back

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[Tony Forbes @the_real_THF]

Because if I’m going to be anxious and restless for the next few hours, I can at least be physically tired, too… #LetsGoBlueJays

[Tony Forbes @the_real_THF]

@DougCalderon Baseball! It sucks!