DUG

I tweet from the heart

[Chris Barron @thechrisbarron]

I gotta say. I block a lot of people.

[Ethereal Trash Fire @etherealraccoon]

Face down ass up that’s the way I fall asleep on the couch at 9pm.

[Mike Baker @ByMikeBaker]

An orca that once carried her dead calf in a 17-day journey of apparent mourning has given birth again.

This time, the calf is "robust and lively." The new addition raises the population of the endangered Southern Resident orcas to 73.

https://t.co/fdV7fQ1YDm

[DUG @DougGoldfish]

@pugsallover Spending time with pets IS a plus :)

[DUG @DougGoldfish]

Who else is enjoying the hell outta this pandemic?! 🖐🏻

🤮

[DUG @DougGoldfish]

No YOUR a idiot!

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

One follow-up: How has this become so normalized? That the president golfs while about a thousand Americans die daily of COVID?

[DUG @DougGoldfish]

Happy Birthday Freddie Mercury.
Things have gone to shit since you've been gone.
#HappyBirthdayFreddieMercury

[DUG @DougGoldfish]

Tell me everything will be ok
Then make me believe it

[DUG @DougGoldfish]

America: What's In It For Me?©

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

holy shit!!! I finally did it! I tried not being depressed and I’ll be honest... i had my doubts, but in the end, they were completely justified. i feel worse now. don’t recommend doing that!

[mars @mariumqaz]

today is not sept 1st it is march 184th

[DUG @DougGoldfish]

@thatcosmicfox And wake up all the babies!🕷🕸

[DUG @DougGoldfish]

After reading this tweet, I wonder if you'll ever be able to put your shoes on without thinking that maybe there's a spider living in one....hmmm

[DUG @DougGoldfish]

@thatcosmicfox Wise Aussie! :)

[DUG @DougGoldfish]

I think I need a "Government Corruption for Dummies" book

[DUG @DougGoldfish]

Just broke a fork which I assume means 7 years bad eating

[DUG @DougGoldfish]

Remember kids: Paint is not bullets