Doug Izenas

[Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh_scanner]

Mt. Oliver. 630 Brownsville Road - McDonald's. Somehow the all staff locked themselves out of the restaurant. There are a bunch of kids locked inside, physically fighting.

[Joyce Manor @JoyceManor]

one time we were on tour with modern baseball and i was talking to a kid after the show and he asked if we had any new music coming out. i was like “ya wanna go in the van and hear it?” and then i played him Cody and he was like “damn this fuckin sucks”

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

The year is 2039

Apple is the only company that is still in business after buying everything

Every human receives a monthly payment to make it to the next month

AI has replaced every job on planet Earth

There are 79,598 currencies as every city considers its own the reserve currency

Elon Musk fled to Mars with a chosen few to start a new civilization

The Fed funds rate is at 57.25% and inflation is 137%

Jerome Powell is still the Fed Chairman

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Fucking Legend

[unusualwhales.com Snorlax (๑❛ ڡ ❛๑) @snorlax_uw]

That dude at Goldman who gave $AAPL a PT of 199 earlier this week before proceeding to sell into retail

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

Just think how utterly intolerable the world would be without grumpy old Englishmen.

[San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance @sandiegozoo]

Poppin' in with a little serotonin boost 🌞

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Me after skipping breakfast 7 weeks in a row

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Actual base level of Maslow’s hierarchy is lack of wifi

[MC Hammer Jr. @JohnNolanMusic]

I want everyone to know that I’m listening to Steely Dan while playing golf. I’ve reached peak whiteness.

[Kendall Pennington @Kenny___Rose]

ppl on linkedin after doing an hbs online certification

[Doug Izenas @DougIzenas]

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[Doug Izenas @DougIzenas]

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[Doug Izenas @DougIzenas]

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[Doug Izenas @DougIzenas]

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[Doug Izenas @DougIzenas]

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[Doug Izenas @DougIzenas]

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