Doug Judy

Is it a crime to steal bread to feed your family? Or to sell weed so you can buy video games? Or to steal video games because you smoked all the weed?

[Travis Yost @travisyost]

Haaland has that McDavid 24/7/365 “holy crap” feeling whenever he’s near the ball.

[Travis Yost @travisyost]

The Sens

[Kurt Benkert @KurtBenkert]

Terrible timeout usage.
Terrible second half gameplan.
Blown 21-3 lead.
Taking the ball out of Love’s hands all 3rd quarter.

Get him out of here.

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Matt LaFleur’s second half has to be on the short list of worst playoff coaching performances this century.

[Matt Schneidman @mattschneidman]

You’re a real sicko if you have Clayton Tune vs. Max Brosmer on the TV right now

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

The Chicago Bears after needing an onside kick and overtime to beat the Packers at home with no Jordan Love or Micah Parsons

[Dan Orlovsky @danorlovsky7]

If you watch yesterdays @packers game and you don’t clearly think Love is one of the best QBs and throwers of the football in the NFL you’re a dumb dumb

[Dan Orlovsky @danorlovsky7]

The @packers 3 losses this season they’ve given up:

13
16
10

Indefensible by that offense.
Indefensible.

[MLB @MLB]

Bo Bichette just unleashed one of the coldest bat flips ever 🥶

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

Potential coldest photo of the year

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

Tonight the @packers' Jordan Love:

completed 20+ consecutive passes
threw for 350+ yards
threw 3+ TD passes
had 0 turnovers
took 0 sacks

No other QB in NFL history has done all of that in the same game.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

THE ATMOSPHERE IN TORONTO DURING GEORGE SPRINGER’S 3-RUN SHOT WAS UNREAL 🔥

(via @BlueJays)

[Doug Judy @DougJudy613]

Minaaaaaa! @minakimes Daaaaaa Mariners Lose!

[Cabbie Richards @Cabbie]

Thanksgiving is ruined.

#WANTITALL

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Trey Yesavage's splitter is gross.

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

TOP OF THE EAST!

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

🚨 🚨 🚨

The #Cowboys are trading All-Pro Micah Parsons to the #Packers & they agreed to a 4-year, $188M deal done by @DavidMulugheta and @AndreOdom of @AthletesFirst including $136M gtd, per me, @TomPelissero & @SlaterNFL.

At $47M per year, Parsons is the highest-paid non-QB in history and nets 2 1st rounders for Dallas.

[Tricia Whitaker @TriciaWhitaker]

Goodness this Blue Jays team is fun.