@jamesaydelott R. I. P. Coach Chuck, Hoss Chopwright, Rev. Dr. Menlo Park, and G. Ailard S. Artain! Be sure to show your Uncola Uncard as you go up to the gate...
@jamesaydelott Oh, reely???
What's the length of that outline, in RODs?
What you were in meteorology SCHOOL, did you have trouble staying in LINE?
Who would have thought the NET would be such a good way to exchange puns??
@krassenstein Did they study the time factor? Most people don't have their stoves on for long portions of each day. And what about professional cooks that work in kitchens where the stoves are constantly going? Do they have a higher cancer rate?