Douglas Sells

Drive tester, RF Engie, Communications junkie, gamer, lover of turkey, and Army Infantry veteran.

[Douglas Sells @DougLovesTurkey]

@GovAbbott do you ever take responsibility for anything? You just blame your opponents, Biden, or fictitious boogeymen. It tells people all they need to know about your intentions. You're a horrible leader.

[Douglas Sells @DougLovesTurkey]

@americanutopia amazing to be in the group of nominees. You're all winners in my mind! #Emmys

[Douglas Sells @DougLovesTurkey]

@GovStitt Oh stfu, idiot. We really need to have consequences for intentionally trying to sign unconstitutional bills. You're copying off a joke of a human, Abbott.

[Douglas Sells @DougLovesTurkey]

@CerasoliEvan @tedcruz Ted is just jealous of him. Any male that matured past 10 are also targets of his jealousy.

[Douglas Sells @DougLovesTurkey]

@tedcruz Ted, nobody thinks your tough, nobody. So shut the fuck up and go let Trump bone your wife. Cowardly ass traitor. Always hiding behind your security detail as all tough guys do. SMH pathetic little boy.

[Douglas Sells @DougLovesTurkey]

@johncampea Haha 2 years later episode one finally ends.

[Douglas Sells @DougLovesTurkey]

Sorry if I seem like I'm not here. I'm not.

[Douglas Sells @DougLovesTurkey]

@LtGovTX racist pos! Do you actually have a platform other than whining and making shit up about the opposition?

[Douglas Sells @DougLovesTurkey]

@GovAbbott stop politicizing the GD virus. You should be ashamed of yourself. Yet here you are proud af that you're killing people by interfering in a national emergency.

[Douglas Sells @DougLovesTurkey]

@DanPatrick gd you're trash

[Douglas Sells @DougLovesTurkey]

@DanPatrick @foxandfriends Oh stfu, all you've ever done is try to push a divide. You set the couch see and then use your decisions and choices to frame the opposition as the problem. The problem is people like yourself. A greedy, selfish, and not slick liar is all you've ever been.

[Douglas Sells @DougLovesTurkey]

@GregAbbott_TX It must be so annoying being such a pussy always trying to posture. Hope everyone you know gets sick.

[Douglas Sells @DougLovesTurkey]

@SenSchumer @RonWyden @SenBooker Thank you, I hate feeling like a criminal using my medication to help me sleep. Hopefully this gets traction.

[Douglas Sells @DougLovesTurkey]

@DonCheadle Odd nomination, but congratulations! You deserve it.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

If you include Deadpool’s cocaine rider, this is the most expensive reaction video ever made.

[Douglas Sells @DougLovesTurkey]

@Courtney @Olivia_Rodrigo Your album cover wasn't original in the first place. This is like saying anyone in a large gray suit is copying David Byrne. Go do something original and then you can complain.

[Douglas Sells @DougLovesTurkey]

@LibertyHangout Stfu you ignorant little bitch

[Douglas Sells @DougLovesTurkey]

@mtgreenee GD you're dumber than a bag of rocks. I feel like I've just insulted rocks.

[John Stamos @JohnStamos]

If that ruined your childhood, I hope you didn’t watch Full House. Three single men, living under one roof raising kids in San Francisco....

[Douglas Sells @DougLovesTurkey]

@RandPaul Yet you say nothing if it's a billionaire you like...stfu you phoney ass little piece of trash.