Doug Macphisto

Lipstick Lesbian, Forklift Philosopher, Alarm Clock.

[Doug Macphisto @DougMacphisto]

@MikeTarkin @gaudette3_erin @TechnoRetroDads @ryfun @NotMichaelPalin @JohnCleese 🤔 is it possible that the Blancmange puddings created the virus with only one goal in mind???

[Doug Macphisto @DougMacphisto]

@MikeTarkin Everyone talks about how great Dee Dee was … Dee Dee wasn't so great! He never got his picture on bubblegum cards, did he? … How can you say someone is great who's never had his picture on bubblegum cards? 😀

[Doug Macphisto @DougMacphisto]

@MikeTarkin https://t.co/CuxJj507Wc

[Doug Macphisto @DougMacphisto]

@MikeTarkin But I was going to wait!

[Doug Macphisto @DougMacphisto]

https://t.co/lcF9DjWfYG Me waiting for @MikeTarkin ‘s annual Thanksgiving post.

[Doug Macphisto @DougMacphisto]

The image in question...

[Doug Macphisto @DougMacphisto]

Look for Jenna’s image & 3:55

[Queen @QueenWillRock]

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[Doug Macphisto @DougMacphisto]

@MikeTarkin @karitarkin @shelbymac17 @kaymackdee Mmmm, I can almost taste the dolomite....

[Doug Macphisto @DougMacphisto]

@MikeTarkin Ah ha ha ha! The last of its kind indeed!

[Doug Macphisto @DougMacphisto]

@MikeTarkin

[Doug Macphisto @DougMacphisto]

@c_thompsy

[Doug Macphisto @DougMacphisto]

My second favourite part is when the homeless woman sells her turtle dove present for some meth. #HomeAlone2

[Doug Macphisto @DougMacphisto]

@c_thompsy Hey man blame John Hughes. I’m just calling it as I see it.

[Doug Macphisto @DougMacphisto]

@MikeTarkin Bwa-hahahaha. Wedge on a Ledge. Classic.

[Doug Macphisto @DougMacphisto]

@markymac1 Pretty bird! Pretty bird!

[Doug Macphisto @DougMacphisto]

My favourite part in Home Alone 2 is when the homeless woman with the birds bites the head off of one. #HomeAlone2

[Doug Macphisto @DougMacphisto]

Disney gets criticized for killing off parents. Have you seen the Hallmark Movies? It’s a damn holocaust!

[Doug Macphisto @DougMacphisto]

@markymac1 If it was MY family? Yes.

[Doug Macphisto @DougMacphisto]

@MikeTarkin What do you think the temperature is? ........ One.

[Doug Macphisto @DougMacphisto]

@MikeTarkin this movie still holds up. Such a classic.