Doug

The world's worst poet is the world's best comedian.

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@Pricerrors @euph0ricrea1ity Is this one better? Looks very extremely similar.

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@AltLineBuilder @Pricerrors Hook em all up in series and you can power a T-Rex fence.

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@Pricerrors "Alpha" fucking lol

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@LucyMelchert @NBCNews People are getting killed because the Secretary of Defense is encouraging war crimes, the child rapist president suggested assassinating his opponent, and poorly trained klansmen dropouts are roving our streets and shooting innocents.

-Dr. Doug, PhD

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@Pricerrors On my business account. Don't see the price or any history of it on Keepa

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@AngelaL_73 @EricLDaugh "What were you wearing that day and why were you teasing him?"

That's how low-profile rape victims are treated in court. How do you think Trumpublicans (child rape advocates and connoisseurs) will treat them in their national three ring circus?

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@Pricerrors gone

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@DealVibes #Giveaway

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@0rangeandwhite @mightbejell0 What is the procedure for a president declassifying documents? Step one is getting caught red-handed with them. Step two?

Clown show.

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@Pricerrors negative

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@RobertP76388391 @DerrickEvans4WV Show fits a little too well?

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@Gdisme2628 @EricLDaugh CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR CELEBRATING CHILD RAPE.

I don't this strategy is going to play out well for you. One day the FBI is going to spot you in hiding and say "Dodson! Dodson! We got Dodson here!"

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@DealVibes I refuse to believe this looks as cool as it does in the picture.

And that it sold out already.

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@Gothicc_Supreme @asurawrath20 @lady_valor_07 Posthumously.

If you're a meme before you become the victim of your own Republicanity, you don't get a statue. You get your "loving" wife raking in cash by turning you into even more of a meme.

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@RepMarkHarrisNC "Enigmas never age".

Donald Trump raped children and you know it.

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@Snakeriver123 @RepMarkHarrisNC @MsAvaArmstrong Immigrants, legal or otherwise, commit violent crime at lower rates than born citizens.

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@Pricerrors OK are these women's shirts? Do women's shirts have extra boob fabric? I am seriously asking - I do not know.

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@SportsTruthDen @Pricerrors @FBI @FBIDirectorKash You know he doesn't have time for anything except burying evidence of child rape, ignoring murder by federal officials, and flying his girlfriend exotic places on taxpayer money.

Who figures a piece of shit would be named "Kash"?

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@Pricerrors In for a cancellation.