DougUram

From what i hear the comedy industry cares more about social media than how you do on stage...so here i am

[DougUram @DougUram]

Can we do this??

[Samantha SJ Bednarz @BednarzSamantha]

Keep your eye out for our sitcom, Diabetes and Doug, brought to you by #Skittles @DougBrian @rileylassin #comedy #diabetes #diabetus #thebetus

[NoOffenseComedyShow @OffenseShow]

Next #Friday! 11PM! Have fun and possibly be offended! Join @BednarzSamantha and @DougBrian for a fun show @wsidecomedyclub with @UsamaBinLaughin @CaliseHawkins @ZacIsNotFunny @AndreDThompson #tickets: https://t.co/8jD0JeJ1by
#comedyshow #nyc #Manhattan #laughs #upperwestside

[NoOffenseComedyShow @OffenseShow]

No offense comedy show October 18th! Hosted by @theOGsammajamma & @DougBrian @wsidecomedyclub With these Top NYC comics! @bigdaddybiscane @ZacIsNotFunny @wendistarling @EagleWitt #comedy #NYC #fridaynight ticket link below https://t.co/9FXoH1yghf

[DougUram @DougUram]

@KimKardashian is cold in canada and thats a headling on twitter? To quote @NickDiPaolo “im starting to think ISIS has a point”

[DougUram @DougUram]

#QuestionsforBernie sooo how did you buy all those houses?

[DougUram @DougUram]

#QuestionsforBernie. If you win, will you give one of your properties up for use of a drug rehabilitation center?

[DougUram @DougUram]

Some where out there is some meth’d out florida woman telling the story in a raspy 4 pack a day smoker voice “i was the girl in scarface manny sticks his tongue out at”

[DougUram @DougUram]

There has to be a certain age a man hits where he realizes that still being a professional wrestling fan has led to most of his poor life Decisions #wwe

[Bar None Comedy @BarNoneComedy]

Tonight at 8PM! @BarNoneNYC 98 3rd Ave. in @UnionSquareNY we've got live #comedy featuring lots of funny people and buy one get one free drinks! @UnionSqEvents @UnionSqPress @ny4free @NYC_Free @FreeStandUpNYC

[DougUram @DougUram]

If there is one thing i hate about Trump and Obama is it sparked everyone turning into a geopoltical genius when most people read a headline n go with it...i remember politics were for old people b/c they had nothing else to live for...that still remains the reason

[DougUram @DougUram]

Let me just say i Sincerely apologizes for any past tweets or post that ive made...i am not the same person as i was...i have grown and realize that words hurt...ok got that out of the way early...let my career begin...or end

[DougUram @DougUram]

Morning after the big game my toilet becomes the superbowl...good night folks #NFL #Superbowl

[Bar None Comedy @BarNoneComedy]

Friday! 8PM! Live #comedy in @UnionSquareNY featuring @calebthoughts @VictorPleacoff @DanielJPerafan @JerBearPinsly @keiseology @DougBrian & Jonathan Zeigel @ny4free @FreeStandUpNYC @UnionSqEvents @UnionSqPress @FreeEventsApp

[DougUram @DougUram]

Shooing this sketch was alot of fun!

[Bar None Comedy @BarNoneComedy]

Friday! 8PM! @BarNoneNYC in @UnionSquareNY #standupcomedy with @melsmissing @thejamham @camachbrO @Tommy12tokes @rileylassin @DougBrian @@theOGsammajamma & Sagar Bhatt @UnionSqEvents @ny4free @FreeStandUpNYC @bestcomedytix Tickets: https://t.co/iuAOYOKa16

[Bar None Comedy @BarNoneComedy]

Friday! 8PM @UnionSquareNY @BarNoneNYC live #comedy with @caitlinpeluffo @garry2rs @MelsMissing @SamMushman @tommyCarolan @Tommy12tokes @drucs @DougBrian @theOGsammajamma @JerBearPinsly @UnionSqEvents @FreeEventNY @FreeStandUpNYC @bestcomedytix Tickets: https://t.co/usGj7j7z31

[Bar None Comedy @BarNoneComedy]

This Friday 8PM @BarNoneNYC in @UnionSquareNY see live #comedy featuring @theHectorLuis @drucs @JuggaloMK #JonGardiner @LukeMones @MPSomerstein @DougBrian @theOGsammajamma @UnionSqEvents @ny4free @FreeEventNY @FreeStandUpNYC #Tickets: https://t.co/N1h8ZYsv3e

[DougUram @DougUram]

Wow i never seen an ankle turn into a spare rib like that #playoffs #NFL #cowboys #ouch

[DougUram @DougUram]

@NJFabiano He was playing off the jimi hendrix song “hey joe”...thank god you didnt get it...save yourself the cringe

[DougUram @DougUram]

Wow how about that opening bomb by joe buck “hey joe”

Joe buck: “and im not going anywhere with anything in my hands”

BOOOOO. #NFL #playoffs #Cowboys