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[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

House is expected to vote next week on a bill to make daylight savings time permanent.

[Conner Burks @connerburks]

me getting back to class after having 9 touchdowns, 2 INTs, 7 sacks and 3 forced fumbles at recess

[𝕂ashew “Jordan Love SZN” ➐ @KashwrapSupreme]

Hey, Cardinals:

[Ðoug @Doug_414]

@FastbreakHoops5 @tomsegura

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

Not so fast, Belgium.

The city of Los Angeles still has another 29 days to count all the goals from tonight's match.

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

If you're driving slow in the fast lane and not overtaking, you're retarded.

[Big Glenn Network @BigGlennNetwork]

New fantasy football punishment unlocked

[Ðoug @Doug_414]

@HappyMotorhead 🚨WARNING : This will only work if you have a giant floppy vagina

[Ðoug @Doug_414]

@USronaldcarter Sup!

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[Marie Isabella @MarieIsabellaB]

‘Murica!!🗽🇺🇸

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

USA TO THE WORLD:

“IT’S CALLED SOCCER!!!!” 🇺🇸

[Liz Wheeler @Liz_Wheeler]

1M Chinese communists will soon be eligible U.S. voters.

Because the Chinese pay surrogates to birth their babies on U.S. soil.

Or engage in birth tourism & come here pregnant themselves to give birth:

They then take the babies directly back to China.

They indoctrinate them into communists.

But the babies are U.S. citizens. Because they were born on U.S. soil.

As soon as they turn 18, they are deployed to vote in our elections.

This Chinese plot to takeover our elections is ripening, the first Chinese communist U.S. citizens are coming to age… and will vote in 2028.

Soon 1M will be eligible to vote.

The Chinese have quite literally taken over our elections. 1M Chinese commie votes decides our elections by orders of magnitude.

Birthright citizenship is a grave threat to our nation. It must be overturned.

[Gizmo Memes @GizmoMemes]

Clarence Thomas calling out woke judges after the supreme court ruling on birthright citizenship 😭

[Mr. Rager @SeattleRager]

“I don’t want to use the MLB Ballpark app. I want a physical ticket stub.”

[Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace]

We were warned about enemies foreign and domestic for a reason.

We are living it right now. The attack is coming from within and half of our country is standing and applauding.

[Grayson Allen Enjoyer @GoatedGrayson]

Guess which player is an All Star

[Adam McCalvy @AdamMcCalvy]

Brewers probable starters for the Cubs series:

Friday: Jacob Misiorowski
Saturday: Kyle Harrison
Sunday: Brandon Woodruff

[Ðoug @Doug_414]

@UpholdInc Happy Fathers Day Weekend!

[Ðoug @Doug_414]

@EleanorTerrett @AndoniOlta @CryptoAmerica_ I’d like to add that Wisconsin is full and there is plenty of room in Iowa and Minnesota

[Wisconsin’s Conservative Sponge @wiz_political]

THANK YOU MR. PRESIDENT!