Dougal the Dog

Guardian of the late apple tree. Sage of the Ore. Prize winning baker and photographer.

[Dougal the Dog @DougalTDog]

@MrTimDunn @transportgovuk Has anyone noticed the carriage in the middle with a different branding so that it matches both ends of the train? Once the trains have been in the workshops, the livery will be all out of place. Carriages need a symmetrical design.

[Dougal the Dog @DougalTDog]

Who would you trust more?
Someone who failed to consult an expert tax lawyer or somebody who claimed to a medical student at the age of 16?
#AngelaRayner #kemi

[Dougal the Dog @DougalTDog]

@BBCLeicester What a good idea. I wonder why nobody has thought of that before? 🤔
Oh, hang on didn't we have convalescent hospitals scattered around the county in the 70s and 80s? I seem to remember that they were closed in the name of efficency and rationalisation. 😡

[Dougal the Dog @DougalTDog]

Any money on Pope Donald? #Pope #Trump

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

If you know, you know.

[Dougal the Dog @DougalTDog]

I don't believe in conspiracy theories but:
#QueenElizabeth meets #LizTruss and dies shortly afterwards.
#PopeFrancis meets #JDVance and dies shortly afterwards.
Coincidence or a global conspiracy?
Today was the Queen's 99th Birthday. #RIP

[Dougal the Dog @DougalTDog]

Where can I find the petition demanding that Starmer (as proxy for the King) cancels Trump's proposed state visit?
If it isn't cancelled, there will be the biggest demonstration this country has ever seen.
#Trump #Zelensky #Starmer

[Dougal the Dog @DougalTDog]

Has anybody got a cure for the extreme nausea I have been suffering from, after watching Keir Stammer brown-nosing Trump with a letter from Charlie? 🤢 #KingCharles #Starmer #Trump

[Dougal the Dog @DougalTDog]

@BBCr4today Rachel Reeves is wrong. Manchester airport built a new runway 24 years ago. She should get her facts right. #Heathr

[Dougal the Dog @DougalTDog]

Why isn't Claudia wearing a Halloween costume?
She just looks like normal! #StrictlyComeDancing #Stric

[Dougal the Dog @DougalTDog]

315 years ago Abraham Derby smelted iron with coke and started the Industrial Revolution. Today, with the closure of Port Talbot and the #Ratcliffe-on-Soar power station, Britain is no longer an industrial nation. The Revolution has ended. #coal #steel #PortTalbot

[Dougal the Dog @DougalTDog]

Ordnance Survey are giving away a free water bottle on all orders over £25. I wonder why nobody is buying them? 😅 #Sewage #Thameswater

[Dougal the Dog @DougalTDog]

@PolitlcsUK 2011: Referendum on ending FPTP
lost.
Reform: We must have PR
2016: Brexit Referendum won
Reform: No rejoining the EU.
Double standards? 🤔
I'm happy to have a Referendum on PR as long as we can have one on rejoining the EU.
#Gene

[Michel Barnier @MichelBarnier]

« De la même manière que les Brexiters ont trahi le peuple britannique et l’intérêt national de leur pays, nos populistes français d’extrême gauche et d’extrême droite sont prêts à tous les mensonges…»

@Le_Figaro 👇🏻

https://t.co/4naAhXoDXM

[Dougal the Dog @DougalTDog]

@simonk133 Who's going to look after the children is they hang all the paediatricians? 🤔

[Dougal the Dog @DougalTDog]

@LeonTransaxle @Liv_Lever In days gone by, hospitals used to have a mess where staff could go and relax and have a drink after work. I used to run one in Sheffield. We sold cheap drinks and made a profit. Now, they have all closed down and having alcohol on the hospital site is a disciplinary offence.

[Dougal the Dog @DougalTDog]

@simonk133 I suppose it meant to be an oblique reference to the Russian poisoners who went there to see the cathedral.

[Dougal the Dog @DougalTDog]

We have just seen Sunak commit electoral suicide on national tv. #bbcqt

[Dougal the Dog @DougalTDog]

@EUflagmafia As a retired NHS consultant, I can assure you that he doesn't speak for the majority of NHS staff. What is needed is a properly funded GP service, an integrated social care service and an end to the outsourcing of diagnostic services and the endless interference by politicians.

[Dougal the Dog @DougalTDog]

@JohnJCrace We were rich. We had the first TV in the street to watch the Queen's coronation. My mother got so excited that she dropped me on my head. Never been the same since. Can I sue the BBC?