Doug “Slight-Left” Henderson

Born in ‘92 | NDSCS alumni | Bends slightly left | Vote NO on Communism

[Doug “Slight-Left” Henderson @DougieLefts41]

They should start going to Jupiter again. Let’s go back to when things were simple and just

[☘︎ noetic jester ☦︎ @fool2theworld]

A lot of ppl are missing the real moral of the Cornell 7 story which is that women shouldn’t go to college

[Doug “Slight-Left” Henderson @DougieLefts41]

@humpbradford May your jumper be green and your erection stay strong

- Edgar Allan Poe (probably)

[Doug “Slight-Left” Henderson @DougieLefts41]

Anyone who links their snap, IG, and especially their X in their dating profile is automatically assumed to be a wh*re

- Shane Gillis (probably)

[Carter “the chef” Loflin @chefloflin]

Yeah cause this screams long term

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@PumpJackLarryIV Gotta be able to beat her ass one way or another, this the move

[Doug “Slight-Left” Henderson @DougieLefts41]

Feeling like Roy Hibbert today. Verticality is there, making my presence in the paint felt, but just no offensive contributions

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@jamesbonerbond Not usually the Friday I roll with but, to each their own

[Doug “Slight-Left” Henderson @DougieLefts41]

@Fredsmith0158 So new guy tipped both of y’all last night? Tough

[Doug “Slight-Left” Henderson @DougieLefts41]

@jamesbonerbond At some point we gotta learn and adapt

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@chinqomnious @UNDFootball360

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@jamesbonerbond Respectfully, of course

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You would not believe the comments on this video. Our species is beyond fucked. Women want to live a full life of no responsibility or accountability

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@tomcouillon Pipe down pipsqueak

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@NDSUBISONATION8 Parties* speak right when you’re talking about the goat, Ralph, like that

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@CSG_Hawks @NDSUBISONATION8 Honored to have made the list without being blocked

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@bonerbetsx No, saw terrible things about it when they released the protein bologna and don’t go to Starbucks unless I’m feeling really fruity

[Doug “Slight-Left” Henderson @DougieLefts41]

@bonerbetsx IVL

[Doug “Slight-Left” Henderson @DougieLefts41]

@bonerbetsx What’s the go to order

[Doug “Slight-Left” Henderson @DougieLefts41]

@RonBaldinger64 Only respectable Bizon homer I’ve seen is Pios Chuck