Douglas VH, MP

Proud fictional Member of Parliament for Cardigan for #uOttawa Model Parliament #SWAG #MP14

[Stats Canada @stats_canada]

98% of Leafs fans don't want to talk about it

[Douglas VH, MP @DouglasVH_MP]

I believe 2014 MP has broken the record for most number of PMs. Can @TresHonConsult handle such an influx of new members? #MP14SP #MP14

[Hon. Mark Wente @MarkWente]

"You get a Right Honourable! You get a Right Honourable! You get a Right Honourable!" CATS/SWAG are basically Oprah.

[Douglas VH, MP @DouglasVH_MP]

@HonMikeConnolly's picture perfectly sums up @MPSP_SWAG's fall from grace. Beautiful. #MP14SP #mp14

[Douglas VH, MP @DouglasVH_MP]

@STYLE_Rile Just exactly how many wieners *can* Canada stuff within the @Style_MPSP14 government? #MP14SP #MP14

[Douglas VH, MP @DouglasVH_MP]

Pour la saucisse! #MP14SP #MP14

[Douglas VH, MP @DouglasVH_MP]

If you weren't listening to this wiener debate in French, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems, but a wiener ain't one. #MP14SP #MP14

[Douglas VH, MP @DouglasVH_MP]

Motion to replace all words in the English language with wiener, Mr. Speaker? #MP14SP #MP14

[Douglas VH, MP @DouglasVH_MP]

Avada kedavra. RT "@CherletMP: What have they done to the minister of magic? #mp14sp"

[Douglas VH, MP @DouglasVH_MP]

@CLASSMP14 Shame! Faulty internet connections had nothing to do with it! At least you didn't spell it "SWOG" #CLASSneedsclass.

[Douglas VH, MP @DouglasVH_MP]

@CLASSMP14 Does your picture say "SAWG is for Boys and Girls?" What is a SAWG? Looks like you need to go back to class. #MP14SP #MP14

[Douglas VH, MP @DouglasVH_MP]

Cardigans all day AND all night. Showcasing my PEI pride. #MP14SP

[Shane Mackenzie @PMMackenzie]

I liked something, so I put a ring on it. It just happened to be Canada's Justice Minister. #mp14sp

[Douglas VH, MP @DouglasVH_MP]

Don't forget lobsters! RT "@MDuffyMP14SP: Lions and tigers and bears oh my! This just in the reemergence of parti blue @MP14SP"

[Hon. Josh Giesbrecht @JoshMP_SWAG]

The @MPSP_SWAG majority government survives another day! #SWAGWAVE

[Douglas VH, MP @DouglasVH_MP]

PEI will be honoured to attend, yes all of PEI -all 12 of us. RT "@TSimp_MPUO: The GG will open his doors for the 1st annual lobster BBQ"

[Douglas VH, MP @DouglasVH_MP]

SHAME! RT "@MarkWente: Minister of Environment resigns over issues of decorum within her own party and becomes independent."

[Douglas VH, MP @DouglasVH_MP]

Lester the Lobster from PEI was devoured. "@Malpeque_MP14: "@MDuffyMP14SP: It was not a dragon, but actually a lobster #fact" #MP14SP #MP14

[Douglas VH, MP @DouglasVH_MP]

@style_MPSP14 clearly stands for the status quo and in favour of the patriarchy. A critic for the Status of Men? Really? #MP14SP #MP14