Doug-o-rando

Verified Rando.

[Joey Sangwich @JoeySangwich_]

This is only hilarious if you take into consideration:

-Caleb Williams and the Bears won the NFCN

-Caleb Williams is on the cover of the new madden

- Kwesi Adolfo-Mensah has been fired

-JJ McCarthy is now a backup QB to Kyler Murray

But again, if you ignore all those things it might not be that funny…

[Doug-o-rando @Dougtwit23]

@tatertotsconor Bingo.

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@BranziniHaddock @L0m3z He already did.

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@L0m3z Sorry, but you're really smoking something if you think any of that will happen.

[Doug-o-rando @Dougtwit23]

@Jesse_Leg No it wouldn't. How silly. Caruso himself might have had a decent chance of winning, but he's not the type of figure that people will obey when told who to vote for.

[Doug-o-rando @Dougtwit23]

@Kirsten_Tanis1 He seems to think it's funny.

In other news, I know a guy that left Dodger stadium early at World Series game 1 in 1988. Missed Gibson's walk off HR. 😱

[Doug-o-rando @Dougtwit23]

@SarahLongwell25 @TVietor08 He also looks like he's 17, but Iowans are familiar with him, so it may not matter.

[Doug-o-rando @Dougtwit23]

@viral_warden @doggintrump He doesn't need them all. You think over half vote for Hilton? 🤣

[Doug-o-rando @Dougtwit23]

@InezFeltscher This makes no sense. There are lots of Republicans in L.A., it's not indicative of anything to get 30% (likely to end up being less). A generic Republican can get that much.

[Doug-o-rando @Dougtwit23]

@startkyIeorton I see it more like he's laying down a marker. Whenever asked what player will end up playing, he says something that indicates it will be whoever earns it. Translation: "Kyler, it's time to step up, and if you aren't able to play, we'll find someone who is".

[Doug-o-rando @Dougtwit23]

@derek553 Unlikely, but we'll see.

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@DumpTrump_45 There is nothing wrong with people. They know Collins has won after being down more than that in polls, and it's happened more than once.

[Doug-o-rando @Dougtwit23]

@AngelaBelcamino @Boldiful @SternShark Yet you were a liberal until you found out it pays better to shitpost supporting MAGA, so you switched sides.

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@DerekPederson3 Except I don't think that was the purpose of enacting the jungle primary. It was to include the top 2, even if they turn out to be from the same party.

[Doug-o-rando @Dougtwit23]

@VegasAdjacent Correct. She's also supposed to be the DSA hero, but the other DSA members on the city council endorsed Bass instead of her.

[Doug-o-rando @Dougtwit23]

@acousticstyle56 @WalshFreedom @EWErickson Yet he chose advisors for their loyalty and fealty to him, not to give him ideas. He has people that do what he wants, not the other way around.

[Doug-o-rando @Dougtwit23]

@Tinker2791 @WalshFreedom @EWErickson Ignorance. We don't "charge" other nations with tariffs, we are using tariffs, paid by Americans, to make products from other countries cost more. For Americans.

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@WalshFreedom @EWErickson Because @EWErickson never found an excuse he didn't like for Trump, Paxton, and other GOP leaders. He knows which side his bread is buttered on.

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@Timodc Seems unlikely after the mail votes are counted, no?