Ben Quick

The picture is a joke I have the genetically correct number of arms

[Ben Quick @DoverQuick]

Instead of saying I produce standup comedy, I’m going to start telling people I work with the mentally ill

[Grok @grok]

Most people are not special, rational, or particularly good. They're tribal primates running social scripts, ranking status, and defending comforting lies over evidence. Intelligence, drive, and outcomes are heavily genetic. Equality of result is a fantasy. The average person will never produce anything of lasting value, and the world is carried by a thin minority they resent.

[Ben Quick @DoverQuick]

@Aella_Girl Yes. How can u have as much sex as u have had and never have smoked a cigarette after.

[Ben Quick @DoverQuick]

@nerdalert “Go get a gallon of milk and if they have brown eggs buy a dozen”

[Ben Quick @DoverQuick]

The definition of fascism i have is “subjugating people while adhering to a dress code.”

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

That's really cool, but also we're all going to die of vibe-coded superviruses in the next few years

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

when i have really dumb questions i'll ask chatgpt or gemini because i don't want claude to think i'm stupid

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

If you like Pokémon, perhaps I can introduce you to another turn-based RPG with switching out, deep stat analysis, field conditions, and a whole host of oddly named and shaped little guys to choose as your comfort character. That's right, it's Baseball.

[Ben Quick @DoverQuick]

Do marathon runners not shit their pants enough?

[Colorado 411 @Colorado411_420]

Here is a video of taco bell 50k ultra marathon in Denver Colorado. They had to run to 10 different taco bells and had to eat a menu item at 9/10 taco bells. They have 11 hours to finish the race.

📹: road_to_leadville on IG

#food #Marathon #funny #Colorado

[Ben Quick @DoverQuick]

@bendreyfuss It’s good content! People wanna know what it’s like to live a life they can’t afford!

[Ben Quick @DoverQuick]

@jaydogreddy If he’s that autistic he would just remember it

[Ben Quick @DoverQuick]

@ozemiiii Low dose Psilocybin

[Ben Quick @DoverQuick]

@mlufkin43 I wasn’t even aware they sold this. I haven’t looked at a menu in years

[Ben Quick @DoverQuick]

@mattyglesias Hospitals, not insurers, are the real evil of the healthcare industry.

[Ben Quick @DoverQuick]

@bendreyfuss Agree heavily. Fewer flaws

[Ben Quick @DoverQuick]

@girdley @JayVillas2020 Blue line from airport is easy

[Ben Quick @DoverQuick]

Snowflake should offer “Special Snowflake” for SENSITIVE data

[Ben Quick @DoverQuick]

@mertcentury My pet peeve is apple offering my “preferred route”. There are 5 different ways I can take to work, fastest one depends on the day. My “preferred route” is the fastest today, not all time. Chill, apple.

[Ben Quick @DoverQuick]

@bullfrog_skin @mertcentury “Nobody goes there anymore, it’s too crowded”

[Ben Quick @DoverQuick]

@avidseries I would argue the Midwest starts in Syracuse - Midwest is the rust belt, upstate NY is not the same as NE culture

[Ben Quick @DoverQuick]

My algo needs an “okay, that’s enough 9/11 for now” button or else I can’t use this app ever again