Beetlejuice

Colorado flower child. Insane in the membrane. Sweet disaster.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

#SaveManifest

[Jeff Rake @jeff_rake]

26 days until 828. Happy Manifest Month!

#SaveManifest

[Beetlejuice @DowdLiz]

@whuaryu Restaurant workers always be smoking the alley lmao

[devin @JOBENmusicc]

Everyone is all “I hope the dude who sold Mac those pills dies in prison” and then goes and buys drugs from a dude exactly like him. Im not defending him in any way, I’m just saying it CAN happen to you and most of the time your drug dealers are not your friends 🤷‍♂️ stay safe kids

[the mets are BACK @PapiPalmtree]

Suck her finger and keep your mouth like that then walk to the store

[Mike Posner @MikePosner]

I will walk Across America no matter what.
KEEP GOING.

[Beetlejuice @DowdLiz]

@steele_ayla Ugh what the fuck I'm so sorry that's awful, definitely don't beat yourself though obviously wasn't your fault 💕

[Beetlejuice @DowdLiz]

@mark_bingham1 @ebyespitz Literally what I was thinking lmao

[Alan Watts @AlanWattsDaily]

The future is a concept — it doesn't exist. There is no such thing as tomorrow. There never will be because time is always now. That's one of the things we discover when we stop talking to ourselves and stop thinking. We find there is only present, only an eternal now.

[Beetlejuice @DowdLiz]

Just found my brother got married... IN FUCKING JANUARY I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THIS FOOL HAD A GF LET ALONE A GOD DAMN WIFE

[RJ Johnson @rjjohnsonFTW]

😵 look what marijuana does to stains that harsh cleaners won’t

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Bob! What the fuck is going on with my water?

[Beetlejuice @DowdLiz]

Anyone driving to Denver at the end of May??