Colton Dowling

stand up comic.

[Colton Dowling @DowlingColton]

@ABearComedian

[Colton Dowling @DowlingColton]

Or a giant circle jerk. Pwwowww pwooww sperrrshhhh pow 🤯🤯🤯🤯

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Because it consists of billions of bidirectional interactions per day, Twitter can be thought of as a collective, cybernetic super-intelligence

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Because it consists of billions of bidirectional interactions per day, Twitter can be thought of as a collective, cybernetic super-intelligence

[Colton Dowling @DowlingColton]

#DragRaceAllStars7 is about as good as Nancy Pelosi doing a cameo: acting like it’s all good. But it’s not all good, lady

[Colton Dowling @DowlingColton]

@PFTompkins I think she might be English though.

[Colton Dowling @DowlingColton]

Jessica Kirson https://t.co/elcLaRRQ7C via @creekandcave

[dan the rock yang @realDANYANG]

the creek and the cave moving to austin means it will still be equally far from crown heights

[Colton Dowling @DowlingColton]

Random jump cut. Cool. We want that single cam fam. What do you think they had to edit out? And can you journey not be just the beginning? Thatd be cooler

[Colton Dowling @DowlingColton]

You can like Bill burr and think that set was trash. I don’t. But you can.

[Colton Dowling @DowlingColton]

I love how @billburr on @nbcsnl didn’t realize the irony of his ‘old people don’t get it’ bit

[Colton Dowling @DowlingColton]

***proceeds to not know about elevation

[Colton Dowling @DowlingColton]

"#masks limit oxygen!!!"
**proceeds to smoke cigarette #COVID19 health check

[Colton Dowling @DowlingColton]

“ #maskslimitoxygen !!”
**proceeds to yell ‘Choke me Daddy’

[Colton Dowling @DowlingColton]

"#masks limit oxygen!!!"
**proceeds to smoke cigarette #COVID19 health check

[Colton Dowling @DowlingColton]

"#masks limit oxygen!!!"
**proceeds to smoke cigarette #COVID19 health check

[Colton Dowling @DowlingColton]

#andycohen looks exactly like #JefferyEpstein :(

[Colton Dowling @DowlingColton]

Student from 2220: “I always for get which one did the pandemic and which one did 9/11”

Teacher: “lol yea presidents back then suuucked”

[Colton Dowling @DowlingColton]

Love that my dog follows me around. After a fight with the bf - ooooooowee! she follows me, clearing the room, and it feels like I never even had to do those dishes.

[Colton Dowling @DowlingColton]

misinformation makes #fakenews #theladydothprotestoomuch

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Blame the Democrats for any “lateness” in your Enhanced Unemployment Insurance. I wanted the money to be paid directly, they insisted it be paid by states for distribution. I told them this would happen, especially with many states which have old computers.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Blame the Democrats for any “lateness” in your Enhanced Unemployment Insurance. I wanted the money to be paid directly, they insisted it be paid by states for distribution. I told them this would happen, especially with many states which have old computers.

[Comedy Wham @ComedyWham]

Get ready for your favorite host @DowlingColton
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[Comedy Wham @ComedyWham]

FRIDAY NIGHT 4/24 LINEUP!! Watch at https://t.co/hbuXCri0XV for free/donations. See @negativenegro @_Aware_Wolf @iamBrentGill @peezytx @hannahjonescool @RyanCownie @andiemain @StephenAgyei @michaelgooood with your beloved dancing/singing host @DowlingColton ! #IsolationComedy