Oxford Bollards Down

Account for user reports and updates about bollards being down or up, or ANPR cameras working or broken.
Vandalism is not condoned.
#bollardgone #bollardup

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Hello World!

Where's that #OxfordBollard?

Is it #bollardup or #bollardgone?
How's your #ANPR in #Oxford today?

Remember, #LTNs are fully supported by the law and entirely political, so obey them! Oh yes!

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@KingstonCycling @limebike Make a pile. Simple.

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@BadlyParkedOx @VoiTechnologyUK Toss them on top of a bus stop or onto some waste ground where they belong, not blocking pavements for mobility and visually impaired. Wanker technology abdicating social responsibility

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@t_seaward @cudlum They have a protocol?

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@rail_guns @OxfordCity policy on cutting hedges and verges be like...wait for the insurance claims to dictate public policy.

Thought you may like to sue them, seeing as it's a municipal bike path, here's a local solicitor

https://t.co/5aca9ojqup

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@rail_guns @OxfordCity @Oxford_Labour SO, the tactic is to leverage 3rd party review, call it a 'report' which is then revomited by legit news sources because real journos are so pushed for time they just copypasta PR fakery. It gets used verbatim, and your corporate PR fakery is laundered by using a legit outlet.

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@rail_guns @OxfordCity @Oxford_Labour When looked into, the bias, well, blatant bent and twisted nature of your 'source' is quite obvious.

What you're doing is classic PR shilling, legitimising yourself by shitposing paid-for content. They're not legit journos, it's a risk-management info provider.

More PR fakenews

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@ODS_doinggood The tentacles of Patrick Lingwood sure stretch a long way....

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Did @bigdamo get this article de-googled, and then have the brass neck to go on record talking about possible Muslim 'racism'? Luckily @DuckDuckGo isn't so easy to manipulate.
Please feel free to recirculate on twitter so it never disappears.

https://t.co/M8XtXtl9R5

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@EmilyKerr36 See, Emily, what you needed to do is 'Mea culpa' except you appear to have done the exact worst thing, blame the witness, and then twice excuse yourself.
Causality it ain't.

Dig a trench, buy a helmet ygm

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@EmilyKerr36 Hi Em Can you issue a statement of correction? Since you seem to be big on 'evidence' and you clearly admit substantive and factual error, with others likely to be influenced by your tweets.

https://t.co/WS1ZUoTAKD

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@EmilyKerr36 @DrEliseUK Can we have the bonda fides of Dr Elise, so we can check her out?
Can you also state what, if any, interests you personally have in cars disappearing and any connections to car hire services?
Can you also state your adherence to the elected Members CoP for clarification of errors

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@rail_guns @MarkLygo @BartonLCentre That's a very posh watch! What resources were used in the making?

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@SafeStreetsOxon @YewneekPhoto @ThamesVP

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@SafeStreetsOxon @YewneekPhoto @ThamesVP I would suggest removing the offending tweet, this isn't a joke and it's taken very seriously. You probably don't have sufficient legal resources or indemnification to defend against this.

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@HealthyOxon @MarkLygo Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps. See you down the Dog & Duck for a swift one.

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Where's Wally? [Any #bollardsdown? in #Oxford?]

https://t.co/SNUs6XaWpp

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@t_seaward Aperture priority, F8. ISO800 should do it in that light. Smaller hole=more in focus.

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#Speedtrap #unconfirmed: 11h50 05sep23
'Speed trap Marston ferry road'
#Oxford #Oxfordshire #TrafficAdvisory #MarstonFerryRd
@TheOxfordMail @OxTweets

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@t_seaward @AshmoleanMuseum Primary Evidence! Right there! FACT!