Nick Wermuth

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[Nick Wermuth @DownyPlusUltra]

Very dissapointed in my dog for being neither excited nor concerned when I informed him that the beacons of Minas Tirith are lit, and Gondor needs our aid #WhereWasGondorWhenWeNeededThem #DissapointedDog

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

“we can desalinate water and drink that!” but why do WE have to? why can’t the golf courses and data centers use desalinated water?? humans get priority status.

[Francis Maxwell @francismmaxwell]

You literally wrote an op-ed that Disney had gone too woke so you ‘wouldn't be going back or watching Disney+ anytime soon.’

Everything and I mean EVERYTHING Republicans do is performative. They stand for nothing, believe in nothing, do nothing but peddle in outrage.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Timeless

[trout mask (original) @BranPuffin]

Buddy of mine had to take out a loan for a toothache but this is cool too I guess

[Vinny @Vinny_]

@GaRepublicans

[C-Bo the Eggman @CBoTheEggman]

Hospice care is in people's homes, you unbelievable moron!

[Timothée Chalamet @RealChalamet]

DUNE PART THREE

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

An honor to be reunited with my mentor, Jim Downey.

[𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛🦇 @BrowseHorror]

Karl Marx failed to consider that we might not get the final installment of the ‘28 Years Later’ trilogy.

[luca @waynesfury]

has a director ever had this many masterpieces right after each other

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

So many right wingers are losing their shit over this clip but guess what. Trump will NOT sue Ted. Why? Because discovery is a bitch and Trump is guilty.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

One thing I'm struggling with is that I've seen images in the Epstein files that unambiguously show men abusing children and not a single one of those men has been arrested. How can the FBI get away with ignoring this?

[Jenni @hashjenni]

We’re not asking for resignations. We’re asking for prison. Human trafficking is a life sentence kind of crime.

[augie @corpseflwer]

imagine being in apocalypse now AND to kill a mockingbird AND the godfather. legendary run rip

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

I swear to God they just make up problems to be mad about because they have no solutions to real problems.

[Big Supernaturals @UweBollocks]

This kid fucking rocks