JD

naturally talented and conditioned to win

[JD @Doyley44]

Thanks @SaberSim #DraftKings #PGA #WinnersCircle

[Adam Rankin @rankintweets]

Every 3 years a new water bottle brand completely oneshots middle class white women like clockwork

[JD @Doyley44]

@S_Agarwal0402

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

If you're a millennial it's time to pick your midlife crisis:

1. Quitting alcohol
2. Running 10 miles before work
3. Divorce
4. Panic baby at 35 with wife you hate
5. Pickleball
6. ADHD diagnosis
7. Dressing like you did in 2004
8. Blacking out every weekend like you’re 21
9. Weekly hinge dates
10. Ice baths and saunas
11. Board games and craft beer in the suburbs
12. Getting into tattoos
13. Quitting your job to explore your “passions”
14. Plants and the environment
15. Traveling

[JD @Doyley44]

Jonny vibes @AliBrownleetri

[Kyle Chan @kyleichan]

This Chinese humanoid robot just shattered the world record for a half marathon, finishing in 50 min 26 sec.

This video shows its crash just meters before the finish line where it had to be picked up by a team of humans. The robot is from Honor, the smartphone maker and Huawei spin-off. This robot was teleoperated while others were autonomous. It seems like all the robots had battery swaps along the way.

[U.S. Open @usopengolf]

WHAT A PUTT!!!!

J.J. SPAUN WINS THE U.S. OPEN!!!!

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Kept the main thing, the main thing.

[JD @Doyley44]

@FanTeamOfficial @nickofwigan

[JD @Doyley44]

CFB kicking off with a win all thanks to @SaberSim #DraftKings

[JD @Doyley44]

The ever elusive Tennis 1st place 😫 Getting closer, thanks @SaberSim #WinnersCircle #Tennis

[JD @Doyley44]

SaberSim domination 💪🏻 ..and Standish 😂 @SaberSim #LeagueOfLegends #DraftKings

[JD @Doyley44]

@tradinglord Netflix and shill

[JD @Doyley44]

God bless the turbo! @SaberSim #DraftKings #MLB

[JD @Doyley44]

@antgaskell What’s up hun?

[JD @Doyley44]

First MLB win of the season! Thanks @SaberSim #DraftKings #MLB

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

The greatest to ever do it 🐐

Congratulations on an incredible NFL career, Jason Kelce.

[JD @Doyley44]

And we’re back again!! Thanks @SaberSim #WinnersCircle #DraftKings #LeagueOfLegends

[JD @Doyley44]

1 day 3 wins! 👑👑👑 Thanks @SaberSim #DraftKings #NHL #LOL and the white whale! #CS2 🐋

[JD @Doyley44]

First win (kind of 🤣) of the new golf season! Thanks @SaberSim #DraftKings #PGA