Roshuto Dozen

A man of many talents. Entrepreneur. New York Times Bestseller. //adult mod

[Roshuto Dozen @DozensAndMore]

@REIGEN_OK [He waves a hand as he walks off, sashaying away happily.]

Charity is a tax write-off! Byeee!

[Roshuto Dozen @DozensAndMore]

@REIGEN_OK [He shrugs, tossing the rest of the cash into the air like confetti, and then subsequently spins on his heel to leave.]

[Roshuto Dozen @DozensAndMore]

@REIGEN_OK It would probably do you good. I usually get my husband to do the job, but I doubt you have one of those.

[He shakes his hand out as it’s smacked, frowning. This is quickly growing boring to him.]

One day. You may have to sacrifice a lamb or something. Toodles.

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[Roshuto Dozen @DozensAndMore]

@REIGEN_OK [Poking his bald spot as he counts.]

I can tell. You’re terribly stiff. Have you seen a chiropractor as of late?

[Roshuto Dozen @DozensAndMore]

@REIGEN_OK [He rolls his eyes, halting the money shower. Boo.]

Perverted? No. I just have a sense of humor.

[His lip twitches. He sends one more bill flying before he sighs.]

And you are no fun whatsoever.

[🍓 @strawberymilk53]

perfect bf

[Roshuto Dozen @DozensAndMore]

@REIGEN_OK I’m paying you for your body, am I not? I may as well do it properly.

[He’s started a rhythm with it now, completely straight-faced, flicking his wrists just slowly enough to be annoying.]

[Roshuto Dozen @DozensAndMore]

@REIGEN_OK [Flicking his wrist again. Another bill.]

[Roshuto Dozen @DozensAndMore]

@REIGEN_OK Oh, please. It was a bite and a half. Blame the other vampire.

[He pockets his wallet again, holding the stack of cash in his hand.]

That, and I’m paying you sooo generously.

[He flicks his wrist, sending one of the bills flying in Reigen’s direction.]

[Roshuto Dozen @DozensAndMore]

@REIGEN_OK [There’s a very faint smile on his face as he does just that, bringing his wallet out and flipping through the cash like a mob boss.]

You couldn’t think to be a little nicer about it?

[Roshuto Dozen @DozensAndMore]

@REIGEN_OK No! I am not taking my tie off in front of a resuscitated pervert.

[He crosses his arms, frowning.]

I’ve met my infidelity quota for the month already, thank you.

[Roshuto Dozen @DozensAndMore]

@SSJzawa …Oh, fuck you. You know I hate it when you make sense.

[He gives Serizawa a long, forlorn look before eventually giving up and collapsing on top of the other man. He lets out a heavy sigh.]

We were supposed to throw plates at each other. Like those music videos.

[Roshuto Dozen @DozensAndMore]

I have been informed that my body has been running loose for the last few days. That was not me.

[Roshuto Dozen @DozensAndMore]

@REIGEN_OK [He raises an eyebrow, bewildered.]

What could you possibly want with my tie? It’s hardly your style.

[Roshuto Dozen @DozensAndMore]

@SSJzawa [He’s fully panting now, doubled over, sweating out some Asahi.]

I know… me too, I just—

[There’s a pause as the movement makes his head pang. He’s really not built for this.]

I feel it’s kind of unfair on your part. That’s all.

[Roshuto Dozen @DozensAndMore]

@REIGEN_OK 140,000.

[Roshuto Dozen @DozensAndMore]

Terrible.

[Roshuto Dozen @DozensAndMore]

@REIGEN_OK [Raising an eyebrow. He’s not having it.]

130,000. Take it or leave it.

[Roshuto Dozen @DozensAndMore]

@SSJzawa I know! It just… hardly counts…!

[His shaking lightens up a bit, and he pants at the effort.]

You’re terrible at being terrible!

[Roshuto Dozen @DozensAndMore]

@gabagoolflaps Great. Anyways.

[Roshuto Dozen @DozensAndMore]

@REIGEN_OK Uuuughhhh. Fine.

[A long, very gay sigh. He pulls his wallet out of his purse and starts flipping through the rather large stack of cash inside.]

How much.