@REIGEN_OK It would probably do you good. I usually get my husband to do the job, but I doubt you have one of those.
[He shakes his hand out as it’s smacked, frowning. This is quickly growing boring to him.]
One day. You may have to sacrifice a lamb or something. Toodles.
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@REIGEN_OK [He rolls his eyes, halting the money shower. Boo.]
Perverted? No. I just have a sense of humor.
[His lip twitches. He sends one more bill flying before he sighs.]
And you are no fun whatsoever.
@REIGEN_OK I’m paying you for your body, am I not? I may as well do it properly.
[He’s started a rhythm with it now, completely straight-faced, flicking his wrists just slowly enough to be annoying.]
@REIGEN_OK Oh, please. It was a bite and a half. Blame the other vampire.
[He pockets his wallet again, holding the stack of cash in his hand.]
That, and I’m paying you sooo generously.
[He flicks his wrist, sending one of the bills flying in Reigen’s direction.]
@REIGEN_OK [There’s a very faint smile on his face as he does just that, bringing his wallet out and flipping through the cash like a mob boss.]
You couldn’t think to be a little nicer about it?
@REIGEN_OK No! I am not taking my tie off in front of a resuscitated pervert.
[He crosses his arms, frowning.]
I’ve met my infidelity quota for the month already, thank you.
@SSJzawa …Oh, fuck you. You know I hate it when you make sense.
[He gives Serizawa a long, forlorn look before eventually giving up and collapsing on top of the other man. He lets out a heavy sigh.]
We were supposed to throw plates at each other. Like those music videos.
@SSJzawa [He’s fully panting now, doubled over, sweating out some Asahi.]
I know… me too, I just—
[There’s a pause as the movement makes his head pang. He’s really not built for this.]
I feel it’s kind of unfair on your part. That’s all.
@REIGEN_OK Uuuughhhh. Fine.
[A long, very gay sigh. He pulls his wallet out of his purse and starts flipping through the rather large stack of cash inside.]
How much.