Serizawa

Forty-five. He/Him. Sales Admin @Mobtendo. This is a personal account; my views do not reflect those of my employers. I think Goku is pretty neat.

[Serizawa @SSJzawa]

Hello..! I am Serizawa Katsuya, a forty-five year old man residing within Seasoning City once more. I work as a Sales Administrator at Mobtendo, and spend the majority of my leisure time (or what I have of it, haha) either reading or playing video games. That's pretty much it.😨

[Serizawa @SSJzawa]

@DozensAndMore [ Looking over his beloved husband and ignoring the rising urge to lick him. He frowns a little. ]

It wasn’t really fair to you either though… neither of us really wanted it. I think it’s fine. It’s fair in its unfairness.

[Serizawa @SSJzawa]

@DozensAndMore [ Blinking up at him. He shifts a little under his husband and reaches to adjust his glasses. ]

Well… yeah. I just want to be with you. Can you pretend it works..? The effort has to count, right..?

[Serizawa @SSJzawa]

@DozensAndMore You want to know who?! A GUY WHO CARES ABOUT HIS MARRIAGE!

[ Gripping onto Roshuto’s sleeves and wincing as he’s shook around. It sounds like rattling rocks in a can. ]

And?! You feed me Big Macs all the time! There is /no/ competition, no one could ever beat you, so why try??

[Serizawa @SSJzawa]

@DozensAndMore I told you, it was — AHH!

[ Stumbling backwards and falling on his ass, at some point forced onto his back in bewilderment. ]

DOZ?! I’m sorry! For real, I only wanted to cut corners — ACK. I’M SORRY I CHOSE REIGEN!

[Serizawa @SSJzawa]

@DozensAndMore [ He’s starting to sweat a little now. Oh no… now he’s the real cheater. He cheated in a way that mattered! ]

Uhh. I meant that I didn’t think any of them were objectively sexy because of that.

[ Scratching his head and pursing his lips now. ]

I’m… sorry?

[Serizawa @SSJzawa]

@DozensAndMore I didn’t know that! If I had, I wouldn’t have cheated.

[ His eyebrows drawn in a little in thought. ]

Well… not really. I guess some coworkers workout, but I wouldn’t want to kiss any one of them. All my friends play Counterstrike…

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@DozensAndMore [ His jaw drops a little and he glances off to the side. ]

I… didn’t care about it that much? I did it for you! I did it so you wouldn’t be all weird and guilty and groveling for the rest of our marriage because you decided you wanted to try women, or whatever..!

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@DozensAndMore [ He expected that… a little. He winced and attempts a sheepish smile. ]

W-Well… it was an ease of access sort of thing, I was already beating him up for being annoying. He needed someone for the MobDonald’s pride thing, I needed someone to cheat with. Win win.

[Serizawa @SSJzawa]

@DozensAndMore [ Squinting an eye as he scratches his scruffy jaw and speaks. ]

I cheated on you? With Reigen. At MobDonald’s, people actually clapped… it was pretty funny. But yeah, it was full on snogging. With like, grabbing and everything.

[Serizawa @SSJzawa]

@DozensAndMore You thought about having an eventual affair..? Huh…

[ Never crossed his mind. Maybe /he/ was the bad person. He blinks, then remembers to answer. ]

Oh. I mean I cheated on you too, so you wouldn’t feel too guilty. Otherwise it’d be this whole ordeal.

[Serizawa @SSJzawa]

@DozensAndMore Ooh, really? Aw… you shouldn’t have.

[ He takes a moment to observe Roshuto before lifting an amused brow at him. He lifts his hands to set them on his husband’s shoulders and rubs them soothingly. ]

Don’t worry about it, okay..? I took measures to even it out.

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@DozensAndMore [ Roshuto smells really fucking good for some reason. Mmm… craving an IPA now. He sets his husband down and adjusts his glasses before giving him a cheeky smile. ]

So… how was the cheating?

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@DozensAndMore [ Doesn’t seem upset in the slightest. In fact, he seems pretty happy. ]

Wait — seriously l? Oh my god. Oh, thank god. You’re back! It’s really you!

[ Smiling all big and stupid and scooping him up into a great big bear hug, giving him a jostle for good measure. ]

[Serizawa @SSJzawa]

@DozensAndMore Doz! Are you… normal now, or… should I boot up 2k again?

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@SpiritsNSuccess Your standards are way higher… and you’re wiiiiiiith -

[ Circling a finger around in the air as he pretends to think it through and find it. ]

…Joseph? Yeah, right! He was super annoying during Claw. And from what I’ve heard, it hasn’t been an easy relationship.

[Serizawa @SSJzawa]

@SpiritsNSuccess I’m talking about old stuff. Just annoying little things I had to put up with so you’d still give me a paycheck.

[ Leaning away in time, like he’s used to it. He gives her a sheepish smile. ]

It’s for personal reasons… or. Maybe I miss us. Maybe I’m coming onto you.

[Serizawa @SSJzawa]

@DozensAndMore [ He smiles all soft and lovelorn. His scritching stops to cup Roshuto’s jaw lovingly instead, gazing between his eyes. ]

I love you too… and I really hope that you do. I’d live forever if only so you could plague me for an eternity.

[Roshuto Dozen @DozensAndMore]

[…Meanwhile.]

[Serizawa @SSJzawa]

@SpiritsNSuccess Whatever you want. Actually… you can have my whole meal. I’m not all that hungry.

[ Smirking when she jabs him, giving her one right back. ]

Why would I do that? Because I hold literally everything else you’ve done against you?

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@DozensAndMore My hand is giving oh yeah that’s the spot right now.

[ Moving along to scratch at Roshuto’s jaw now. He laughs a little. ]

I’m single for you. Does that work?