Magz

Spouting nonsense with the aid of tea & pizza. In between, I write stuff. Author of Veto Lark: Scavenger of the Stars.

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@joseph_lidster Yay! And cake. Don't forget cake!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

A quick British translation guide:

Meanings of "we'll see"
1. No

Meanings of "maybe"
1. No

Meanings of “could do”
1. No

Meanings of “I’ll think about it”
1. No

Meanings of “let’s talk about it later”
1. No

Meanings of “I’ll see how I feel”
1. No

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@mermhart What is wrong with these 'people'?

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@northsoundnews Oh no! Was there last year. The cafe staff are so lovely and added an extra sparkle to an excellent day out. So sorry to hear about the closure and wish them all the best for the future.

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@NettieWriter I've been looking for a Twitter alternative! Thanks for mentioning this one. The sooner I can ditch Twitter the better 😀

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@northsoundnews Brilliant! 😀⛵

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@NicolaSturgeon Please can the Eurovision Song Contest take place at TECA? (The Event Complex Aberdeen) Please please please please!
We can put up the San Marino entry in our back garden if that helps. We have a big tent and can do them a nice breakfast of tea and butteries. 😀

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@bbcdoctorwho @DWMtweets Waaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

[Northsound News @northsoundnews]

MISSING: Rhianna Crimmond Robertson was last seen on Monday afternoon

https://t.co/WCF0jhVqj1

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The Rainbow Owl and the Unicorn Snail - Greeting Card with Env by YellowPhoneBox https://t.co/3gmcqfjYFm via @Etsy

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@BadWolfArchives

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@NicolaSturgeon @scottishgov @RuthDavidsonPC Please can Scotland buy Channel 4! Not only would it continue to make excellent programs but think how many Torries it would annoy! (Not including Ruth Davidson, because she seems like a nice, decent quine :) )

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@joseph_lidster Banditry!

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Llampaca Greetings Card by YellowPhoneBox https://t.co/dreZcf9idL via @Etsy

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@the_jackalope_ @BadWolfArchives Yes! 😁

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@BadWolfArchives That deserves an all-caps SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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@jasuk1970 Sorry for such a relate reply! Yep, all Vaxed up and better now :) How are you doing? Hope you're well and that all is going well!

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Why, hello there, COVID-19. I would say it was a pleasure to meet you BUT IT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT!!!
Isolation - Day 1 https://t.co/6MkjzPKJgq

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@BBC Sorry there was only one x at the end of the last tweet, I think I ran out of Twittering space. xxx

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@BBC Dear lovely BBC, I've just finished watching Class and I'm rather miffed that there won't be another series. It's really good, so please reconsider. Keep on being brilliant and Happy Centenary Year! Here's to the next 100! Hopefully with series 2 of Class in there somewhen x