Mallymkun Loir.

𝐈’𝐦 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐈 𝐠𝐨. | The Dormouse. If lost, return to @VeryHairyHare.

[Mallymkun Loir. @DozingDormouse]

I am THAT bitch.

[Preens.]

[Thackery Earwicket. @VeryHairyHare]

[Did he make a Father’s Day cake for @DozingDormouse this year?

Absolutely.

Mally is, indeed, that bitch.]

[Mallymkun Loir. @DozingDormouse]

Snoozing.

[Mallymkun Loir. @DozingDormouse]

[Sun lounger — out.

Sunglasses — on.

Special tea — in hand.]

I’m living my best life. No one bother me.

[Mallymkun Loir. @DozingDormouse]

ME? I get to pick?!?!

Good Wonderland —

[He’s perhaps about to faint. Let him revel in this moment.]

— Raspberry?

[𝓗 𝓐 𝓣 𝓣 𝓔 𝓡 @AT_WITZEND_]

always! let’s see here, what sort of tea would you like, mally?

[Mallymkun Loir. @DozingDormouse]

Well, now that you’ve said the special ‘T’ word —

Are you brewing?

[𝓗 𝓐 𝓣 𝓣 𝓔 𝓡 @AT_WITZEND_]

well, you’re awake now. it just won’t do.

besides, teapots are better used for tea.

[Mallymkun Loir. @DozingDormouse]

I think you’re trying to talk me into this teapot, Hatter.

I will not be popped in there —!

[𝓗 𝓐 𝓣 𝓣 𝓔 𝓡 @AT_WITZEND_]

why, of course!

dreams are thoughts occurring involuntarily in your subconscious.

you are simply not thinking hard enough!

[Mallymkun Loir. @DozingDormouse]

— I’m asleep?

Am I asleep?

I see no jam in these dreams.

[𝓗 𝓐 𝓣 𝓣 𝓔 𝓡 @AT_WITZEND_]

you are asleep. don’t fret.

[𝓗 𝓐 𝓣 𝓣 𝓔 𝓡 @AT_WITZEND_]

𝙄’𝙫𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨
𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙜𝙞𝙣 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 ‘𝙈’

🫖 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘢𝘥 𝘏𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳
🪡 𝘖𝘊 / 𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯 𝘍𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘺
🧵 𝘌𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘐𝘯 𝘙𝘗

[ ♡ + ↺ ]

[Mallymkun Loir. @DozingDormouse]

I —

[𝓗 𝓐 𝓣 𝓣 𝓔 𝓡 @AT_WITZEND_]

putting mallymkun inside a teapot. shh.

[Mallymkun Loir. @DozingDormouse]

Terribly correct.

Tea, Hatter.

[Jefferson. @CursedHatter]

You’re terrible.

[Mallymkun Loir. @DozingDormouse]

How to get out of any and all Hatter questions: a masterclass by yours truly.

[Mallymkun Loir. @DozingDormouse]

‘Yours truly.’

Signed,

The blonde.

[Ruby fuckin' Lucas @WolfshTransfixt]

@CursedHatter “…Is Mally the blonde who looks like he’s on really good drugs all the time?” Or maybe that’s Thackery. Huh, she’s not sure actually.

“I suppose we *coulddd* try to invite Emma but I think the last party you had with her didn’t really go as planned soo maybe best not.”

[Mallymkun Loir. @DozingDormouse]

I DO NOT LIVE IN THE TEAPOT.

[Mallymkun Loir. @DozingDormouse]

No one tell no one that I was in the sugar cookies.

I was never here.

[Mallymkun Loir. @DozingDormouse]

It is NOT.

[Queen Alice® @FiercelyAlice]

It's the safest place to keep you!

[Mallymkun Loir. @DozingDormouse]

And you wonder why I am NEVER here.

I get shut in the teapot DAILY.

[Mallymkun Loir. @DozingDormouse]

That’s life.

[Mallymkun Loir. @DozingDormouse]

Rocking up a year later than whatever he said last?

You’re welcome.

[Mallymkun Loir. @DozingDormouse]

Happens at Mouse meetings all the time.

[𝗛𝗔𝗬𝗟𝗘𝗬. @ofdutyandlight]

(@DozingDormouse)

[Mallymkun Loir. @DozingDormouse]

“The Dormouse is famous for sleeping nearly all the time” —