Scottie dug!I luvs barkin’ @ da TV, barkin’ @ da kittens an Wookieeing ! I live with my Mumz @notpaddington and @theladydoctor1 and my sisfur Daisy Biscuit.
I has sneaked SAS Mum’s iBone to say today I is EIGHT! And there may be a sossidge for Daisy and me tonight to sellybrate. (Civil Serpent Mum sed the steak wos staying in the freezer.) I’m snoozing til it arrives.
Yesterday wos my birfday. I wos six. Mumz treated me to a ‘spa’ day. They didn’t say it meant being WOSHED! And there weren’t any sossidges anywhere ...