Boffimus

Semi-pro armchair footy pundit and proud geek

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Wayne Rooney to be new BBC commentator for Eurovision. #VoteBinface

[Rob @iamrobtv]

Origins is top 3 when you don’t have a purist in your ear crying about RPG elements

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

Madonna with more World Cup Final appearances than Cristiano Ronaldo

[Joe Fae Glesga @joe_yer99]

The yankification of the world cup is diabolical.

[Cooper @justcuuper]

I fear we’re not making fun of Odyssey-boycotters enough

Trying to cancel prime Christopher Nolan over like 3 minutes of screen time in a 3 hour film is truly loser behavior worthy of contempt

Sad, terminally online sheep

[Trey @treydayway]

Told a guy about how we used to record music off the radio onto cassettes and he looked at me like I saw Lincoln get shot live

[not emma @buttholefactory]

Really bothers me that Americans call pasta ‘noodles’. That’s not noodles. Noodles are noodles.

[🇰🇵🇨🇳🇷🇺Tokyo Joe🇷🇺🇨🇳🇰🇵 @TheBaldKyogo]

These cunts need hounded out of Celtic park. Charlatans the lot of them. ☘️

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

England missed out on the World Cup final, but the third-place play-off is still huge for some members of the French community...

18+ GambleAware

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

This Americanisation of football is weird, and I don't like it.

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

Isengard before and after Saruman took over

[Eric Nathan @BarstoolNate]

There’s never been a bigger signal to me that 90% of Twitter is fake than the made up culture war against the Odyssey. If you’re normal and go see the movie you have ZERO idea there’s some uproar about the casting. Everyone on this app is fake and/or insane now.

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

And there you have it.

Donald Trump released these documents tonight believing they would finally prove the 2020 election was rigged against him.

Instead, his own release reinforced the exact opposite: Russia interfered to damage Joe Biden and benefit Donald Trump.

The central @HunterBiden -Burisma bribery smear was built on fabricated claims from an FBI informant with Russian contacts, a man now serving six years in federal prison. Meanwhile, Hunter Biden is winning millions in court over defamatory lies.

Trump tried to expose a conspiracy against himself and accidentally exposed the operation that benefited him.

Absolute, breathtaking incompetence.

Thanks for releasing the receipts, Donald!

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Trump gave a 26-minute speech about election integrity and accidentally declassified a document proving Russia helped him. The call is coming from inside the house.

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

I just keep watching over and over

[Covie @covie_93]

The President of the United States paid $5.6 million to one of his rape victims today.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Just me walking up the road so I can turn round and march back down again like a tit for the camera.

[Adam Rankin @rankintweets]

Every 3 years a new water bottle brand completely oneshots middle class white women like clockwork

[(((Dan Hodges))) @DPJHodges]

It is absolutely staggering that a senior political leader would openly speculate on an ongoing murder investigation in this way.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

He held a press conference after laying flowers and to use her death.

He's a horrible person.