Geoff Baldwin

Geologist. Bruins Fan. I name my female pets after male Finnish Goalies. Make of that what you will.

Pontificator on @BearlyonTopic. All opinions are my own.

[Geoff Baldwin @DrHandgrenaid]

Maybe its just me, but even in the 5th round I don’t see much sense in drafting a 0.5 ppg forward from the Q (!!!!)

[Geoff Baldwin @DrHandgrenaid]

Woooooooo fuck yes Donny you did the thing

[Geoff Baldwin @DrHandgrenaid]

Don’t overthink this Donny. Fate has made the pick on your behalf

[Geoff Baldwin @DrHandgrenaid]

@dominictiano Love and respect your work but based on the public lists and mock drafts it really seems like Hagens is significantly more likely to be available at 7 than either Desnoyers or Frondell (and thats with Hagens being the kind of player the public scouts like more than NHL scouts)

[Geoff Baldwin @DrHandgrenaid]

@PeterTenkrat Lol Jimmy Murphy

[Geoff Baldwin @DrHandgrenaid]

@PeterTenkrat This is correct. Senyshyn probably could have been a perfectly cromulent Mike Hoffman had the Bruins accepted that he was never gonna be more well rounded than that and leaned into it

[Geoff Baldwin @DrHandgrenaid]

@plaverty24 @PeteBlackburn ‘Something’ is pretty generous language for the opportunity to draft a kid who hasn’t hit puberty yet 60th overall

[Geoff Baldwin @DrHandgrenaid]

@bretthoward_ @OnlyBruinsPod His AAV, his RFA status, and his current production ought to make the return nothing short of impressive

[Geoff Baldwin @DrHandgrenaid]

@bretthoward_ @OnlyBruinsPod Given that
A) Geekie has never done what he is now before
B) Thus, hes gonna command a big raise
C) Despite being more likely than not to *not* continue being what he is right now
D) Ergo, trade him while his value is sky high and let someone else regret his contract this summer

[Geoff Baldwin @DrHandgrenaid]

@phoneymahoney What, not a fan of Marty Reasoner or Yan Stastny? Lol

[Geoff Baldwin @DrHandgrenaid]

@VAfromRI

[Geoff Baldwin @DrHandgrenaid]

@VAfromRI Oh my god you didn’t suggest trading your boyest of boys did you

[Geoff Baldwin @DrHandgrenaid]

@Marcussi_MA How many draft picks did he make in the only 2 drafts that were relevant? How many in the first 2 rounds? HOW MANY??!

This friggin fanbase

[Geoff Baldwin @DrHandgrenaid]

Hot take: Charlie Brown Christmas is absolute dogpoop, however Vince Guaraldi’s score for it is the best Christmas album there is

[Geoff Baldwin @DrHandgrenaid]

@TimARichardson We’re still doing ‘not practicing the day after getting curb stomped’, eh?

Cool. Coolcoolcool.

[Geoff Baldwin @DrHandgrenaid]

@phoneymahoney Matthews gets the ‘Boston Flu’. Hate to see it

[Geoff Baldwin @DrHandgrenaid]

@phoneymahoney Man imagine if he and Beecher got stuck in the machine from The Fly together…

[Geoff Baldwin @DrHandgrenaid]

Not gonna excuse the players here at all (they gotta be better and be better starting yesterday) but when they’re all shitting the bed like this in unison you’ve gotta yeet the coach into the sun ASAP

[Brian DeFelice @briandefelice_]

Charlie McAvoy - 0PTS in his last 8GP
Charlie Coyle - 1PT in 10GP
Elias Lindholm - 0PTS in his last 7GP
Hampus Lindholm - 0PTS in his last 5GP
Pavel Zacha - 1PT in his last 8GP

These are supposed to be BOS most reliable two-way leaders and producers outside of 88, and 63.

[Geoff Baldwin @DrHandgrenaid]

Whomever decided baby socks shouldn’t go up to the knee deserves punishment

[Geoff Baldwin @DrHandgrenaid]

Really the Bruins could fix a lot by just waiving Tufte and Jones and calling up literally anyone (up to and including my 3 month old daughter) but apparently Don and Cam aren’t ready for that conversation yet