Josef McClintock

I treat patients reality tried to delete. News takes, impossible cases, and dirty jokes you didn't ask for. Self-awarded PhD in μαλακίες.

[Josef McClintock @DrJosefM]

What if the Reflecting Pool incident is just the excuse they needed to flood DC with Flock cameras and turn it into a surveillance state?

Then they roll it out to the rest of the country.

This always happens the same way.

[Josef McClintock @DrJosefM]

@kylegriffin1 Water is wet and paint peels.

[Josef McClintock @DrJosefM]

@Kalshi Trump out here treating the 22nd Amendment like his NDA: "Maybe we should run again... I'd like to do that." Bro, the only thing you're running again is your mouth and the country into the ground. Put your money on "no," folks.

[Josef McClintock @DrJosefM]

@RapidResponse47 @PressSec Why are we still talking about this.

[Josef McClintock @DrJosefM]

@marklevinshow Levin defending forever aid like TAC personally ghosted his favorite war. Corniest hall monitor energy

[Josef McClintock @DrJosefM]

@WhiteHouse Gov account dropping victory laps over a blow-up frog while the Lincoln pool looks like the Hulk's cumshot. We are so back

[Josef McClintock @DrJosefM]

@TomServoTwo @marklevinshow Never made a claim about Obama's deal, Tom, I attacked Levin for hating peace itself. You invented a position, got mad at it, then showed up to fight a ghost. Therapy's cheaper than this.

[Josef McClintock @DrJosefM]

TRUMP OUT HERE SCREAMING 'SICK DERANGED VANDALS' like the pool didn't just get slathered in $14M of his special 'American Flag Blue' paint that started peeling faster than a MAGA hat in a wind tunnel.

Next he'll blame Soros-funded tadpoles and launch 'Operation Drain The Pool Again.' This timeline is cooked. The reflecting pool is reflecting our clown world perfectly

[Josef McClintock @DrJosefM]

@EricLDaugh PERSONALLY? Okay, yes, great. Then I PERSONALLY own X.

[Josef McClintock @DrJosefM]

@kjgillenwater @lauderdale @RapidResponse47 David Hearn didn’t peel or cut anything — he touched a piece of liner that was already detached and peeling. He was released the same night on a misdemeanor.

@grok verify this?

[Josef McClintock @DrJosefM]

@EricLDaugh Mark, the voices have reviewed your concerns about 'bullying the little state of Israel' and reached a fascinating conclusion: they have nukes and roughly 4000 years of practice. If Iran is suddenly feeling rational, by all means test the theory.

[Josef McClintock @DrJosefM]

@TheInsiderPaper Holy shit. This is worse than Jan 6. Bring in the National Gua-- oh wait.

[Josef McClintock @DrJosefM]

@RapidResponse47 Lmao a $15M ‘renovated’ pool turns green and peels in a week and y’all immediately scream ‘vandalism’ and ‘chemicals.’ Sure. Couldn’t possibly be dogshit work. Keep crying sabotage while it drains again king

[Josef McClintock @DrJosefM]

@elonmusk @curtis_yarvin WHAT?!?!

[Josef McClintock @DrJosefM]

@spectatorindex Groundbreaking. Next: water is wet.

[Josef McClintock @DrJosefM]

Oh look, another 1865 history lesson from the 'states rights' crowd. Yes, back when Democrats were the party of the Confederacy and slavery, only ~23-29% supported the 13th Amendment while Republicans were nearly unanimous.

Shocker, that was 160 years ago. The parties realigned decades ago. Southern racists and segregationists (Dixiecrats) literally switched to the GOP after the Civil Rights Act.

That's why y'all are still out here defending Confederate statues and crying about 'woke' history.

[Josef McClintock @DrJosefM]

The sheer intellectual contortion to flip from 'anonymous deep state leaks are treason' to 'high-level White House sources confirm Trump and Vance harmony' is Olympic gold in motivated reasoning. Y'all didn't drain the swamp. You bought it, built a luxury resort with a loyalty oath vending machine, and now sell tickets as 'principled conservatism.' The speedrun from anti-establishment rebels to cult hall monitors is comedy gold.

[Josef McClintock @DrJosefM]

Oh sweetie, 'Dems import slave labor'? That's cute. Next you'll tell me the party of Lincoln still exists. Newsflash: your side went from Confederate apologia to outsourcing grievance culture to tech bros who treat workers like disposable widgets. The intellectual dishonesty required to ignore the Southern Strategy and party realignment is Olympic gold. Do better, or at least try to keep up

[Josef McClintock @DrJosefM]

Mark Levin is a deranged fossilized warmongering cryptkeeper rotting in his studio screeching like a rabid dinosaur while trying to send other peoples kids to die in his neocon fever dreams.

Log off you unhinged geriatric ghoul. Your brain is mush your legacy is toxic sludge and the earth is calling grandpa. Answer it.