Dr. Kyle Simpson

Chiropractic | Acupuncture | Rehab | Walsh Health & Wellness Centre

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@CoachLucHerrera You’re a charlatan grifter.

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@TalkeyHockey Wrong

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I hate being a @MapleLeafs fan. Sheldon Keefe needs to go. Keep Matthews, Nylander, and Reaves. Clean house and build it back up.

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@nikestore can someone please get back to me on this lol.

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@FedExCanada No, this did not allow me to send a message. Why don’t you just DM me? This is hilarious.

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@FedExHelp what does “not due for delivery” mean when a package was supposed to get delivered today and was clearly out for delivery? Just curious. TIA.

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@FedExCanada @FedExCanada

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@FedExCanada I’m unable to DM your account because I am not a paid verified account.

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The worst of it all: when I let my dog out after coming home from work I found him in the front yard almost on the road. Because the gate was broken and left open. @Bell this is totally unacceptable, esp since we’ve already called and asked for notice to be given.

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This is the second time that a @Bell technician has entered my property without notice or identifying themselves as such. We’ve already called once when a random person was found in our yard. Today they broke my gates and left wires out for my dog to play with. Thanks @Bell

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Controversial Opinion:

Weight loss isn’t hard when done correctly. Simple math + will power + consistency over time = results.

Common themes I see around people that “fail” weight loss are: focusing too much on good/bad, trendy BS diets, and lack of a plan.

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@KraftHeinzCan can you please explain to me how these cookies are “better for you” when the main ingredients are sugar? Let’s be real, they are just cookies. Not any better for you. This gives a false narrative to people that they are making a healthy choice.

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Here we go again. I love the leafs, but they ARE NOT a game 7 team. It’s over. Also, thoughts on the unfair advantage created with fans in house again?

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Fun facts about spinal x-rays:

1. You cannot see a “slipped disc”
2. It is a 2D snapshot of your body that tells you absolutely nothing about posture
3. Degenerative changes are poorly correlated with low back pain and disability

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Can anyone explain to me what “bio-energetic intolerance healing” for food sensitivities is? I can’t seem to find any reputable, published information on the topic.

Asking for a friend...

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How exercise improves anxiety and depression:

1. Diverts your mind
2. Decreases muscular tension
3. Increased production of neurotransmitters in the brain
4. Activates our frontal cortex to improve rationale thought
5. Improves your capacity to tolerate bullshit regularly

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A treatment is only as good as the diagnosis. When a patient says “_________ didn’t work for me” it really means that the diagnosis and treatment were not aligned.

Be a diagnostician first and a therapist second.

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@dave__whiteside Nobody wanted to hear this tweet.

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@MapleLeafs Zero fight. #gokraken

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@jayywing Am I not enough?