@bmdesmet@AlanDeSmet One you can get at target has the first two things and also shatters like fine China when you drop it which is of course exactly the opposite of number 3.
Dining establishments that serve hash browns, please refrain from calling them “breakfast potatoes,” because while that is technically accurate, it’s not the same thing.
@MLeeLunsford Yeah, see if you can find the old school grey ones that are less useful than the current ones. And I swear I wrote separator and it changed it to depressor.
@MLeeLunsford The funny thing is that when I was a kid it took an act of Congress to find a brick depressor, now they come in every set above a certain size and I don’t know what to do with all of them.
I didn’t tweet in 2018. At all. I’m not sure I even opened Twitter in 2018. Not from some attempt to avoid it. Just generally being awful at social media.