b "the real bduffy" duffy. 🇺🇸

First of all, where the fuck is my tape at?

[b "the real bduffy" duffy. 🇺🇸 @theRealBDuffy]

Been waiting a long time to be able to use this line in life somehow, and so here we go:

Farewell then. We'll not meet again.

[b "the real bduffy" duffy. 🇺🇸 @theRealBDuffy]

Think of how bad things have to be where fucking Instagram is a preferable alternative.

[yeahduff @yeahduff]

Things are... weird now. If this place ceases to be a cesspit of lies and hatred (or at least returns to cesspit-of-lies-and-hatred levels of pre-Grimes's ex) perhaps I'll return. Till then, catch me at Mastodon (@[email protected]) or Instagram (@therealyeahduff).

[b "the real bduffy" duffy. 🇺🇸 @theRealBDuffy]

Can we make a rule that starting now if you use the word "woke" in a political context you get a grundy.

[yeahduff @yeahduff]

#intoberday31 Curiouser and Curiouser. #inktober #inktober2022 #inktober2022day31 #halloween #halloween2022 #happyhalloween #ink #witch #blackcat #curiouserandcuriouser #jackolantern #pumpkin #pumpkincarving #comics #cartoons

[yeahduff @yeahduff]

I dunno. Seems a good day to retweet this.

[b "the real bduffy" duffy. 🇺🇸 @theRealBDuffy]

The one American public figure who I could point to who has directly made inflation worse is going up in the polls so hey awesome.

[b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie]

that's right https://t.co/HKZVb2pOoo

[b "the real bduffy" duffy. 🇺🇸 @theRealBDuffy]

@StevenShumaker @NPR I can assure you "most of your life in solitary confinement" is the very opposite of light.

[b "the real bduffy" duffy. 🇺🇸 @theRealBDuffy]

@nykerkt @NPR 1. Execution is more expensive.
2. Uh, paying for meals is a great deal preferable to being imprisoned.
3. We can choose to not execute people and also eradicate child poverty. We simply choose the opposite.

[b "the real bduffy" duffy. 🇺🇸 @theRealBDuffy]

(Yes, I know beyond the headline it's actually thoroughly depressing news, but let's comfort ourselves by thinking of the ash that used to be some Damien Hirst bullshit.

[b "the real bduffy" duffy. 🇺🇸 @theRealBDuffy]

Finally some good news.

https://t.co/NmuLL3EbAH

[Alec Karakatsanis @equalityAlec]

According to FBI crime estimates released today, "violent crime" decreased 1% in 2021 and "property crime" decreased 3.8%. Every media outlet should ask itself if this is the impression it gave with its volume of crime coverage and choices of anecdotes.

[b "the real bduffy" duffy. 🇺🇸 @theRealBDuffy]

@TheCoffeeDog https://t.co/WMMDwgMVoJ

[b "the real bduffy" duffy. 🇺🇸 @theRealBDuffy]

Um, my phone just informed me some guy broke a record that I'm pretty sure got broken like 20 years ago or something by like three different people? Should I call a doctor or, like, go to an AA meeting, or?

[b "the real bduffy" duffy. 🇺🇸 @theRealBDuffy]

@lindaholmes @skrishna Oh god, I've seen this guy before. An actual ghoul.

[b "the real bduffy" duffy. 🇺🇸 @theRealBDuffy]

@TheCoffeeDog Well if I have to.

[b "the real bduffy" duffy. 🇺🇸 @theRealBDuffy]

@EmperorMarble @LoriLightfoot @KimFoxx Literally no one anywhere near Chicago thinks the Red Line is the safest. Jesus fucking christ.

[b "the real bduffy" duffy. 🇺🇸 @theRealBDuffy]

@TheCoffeeDog Come over. I have too much bourbon.

[David Roth @david_j_roth]

The natural end state for our politics, just given the way everything else works here, is people with power playing cruel pranks on people without, sort of on principle and mostly for clout but also because they know they can get away with it. https://t.co/xbzaxBpdNU

[b "the real bduffy" duffy. 🇺🇸 @theRealBDuffy]

So I won't be hearing about the queen anymore starting tomorrow, right?