Taylor LoPrimo

I'm abnormal, and it suits me.

[Taylor LoPrimo @DrOptimus]

My favorite people are the ones who support my dreams, even if they keep changing. I come in many phases and I will not stop evolving.

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[Carlos Enrique Navarro Yañez @Carlitos_N]

Make the effort to be a positive influence in somebody's life.

[Taylor LoPrimo @DrOptimus]

@johnmaine Thank YOU. I got through brain surgery and treatment because of you.

[Taylor LoPrimo @DrOptimus]

@Anjidu HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Too many birthdays we shall continue to celebrate together.

[Taylor LoPrimo @DrOptimus]

@tomdelonge I need some aliens to come take me home so I can experience the joy of technology able to kill some brain cancer.

[Taylor LoPrimo @DrOptimus]

@dieWolfe Until you gotta go to UW and you get stuck in 2hr long traffic for literally no reason. 😐

[Taylor LoPrimo @DrOptimus]

@max_the_ripper @realDonaldTrump I'm pretty sure he's making stuff up as he goes.

[Taylor LoPrimo @DrOptimus]

@Anjidu youre still my Wi-Fi Wifey. 😘

[Taylor LoPrimo @DrOptimus]

A wild tremor has taken refuge in my brain, but I don't have Kevin Bacon here to get rid of it.

[Taylor LoPrimo @DrOptimus]

@max_the_ripper bro what's going on?

[Taylor LoPrimo @DrOptimus]

This gets me everytime. https://t.co/07ihcwJbdr

[Taylor LoPrimo @DrOptimus]

"Hold on, Jesus!" my mother shouts as she runs to grab the olive oil.

"Okay, but I'm not Jesus?" I whisper, confused.

[Taylor LoPrimo @DrOptimus]

You're about to get married on Friday! This is legendary. I miss you. 😥 https://t.co/I8DXbyiYqr

[Taylor LoPrimo @DrOptimus]

Congratulations MelNayNay! 💕 I can't wait for you to be officially Melnaynayed into the world of Botke. @NBotke @The_Main_Rhodes 😊

[Taylor LoPrimo @DrOptimus]

@johnmaine Good thing to stumble upon after bad news finds its way into my life.

[Taylor LoPrimo @DrOptimus]

I just wanna live on Neptune.

[Taylor LoPrimo @DrOptimus]

@dieWolfe Jet? No, no, no. Just get a C-130 and build Kita her own play area.

[Taylor LoPrimo @DrOptimus]

@dieWolfe Leonardo DiWolfeo. Brilliant.

[Taylor LoPrimo @DrOptimus]

Washington is extremely depressing when you can't have animals, and all you need in life is animal therapy.

[Taylor LoPrimo @DrOptimus]

@dieWolfe how rude. Obviously Kita was the one who should have scoffed.

[Taylor LoPrimo @DrOptimus]

Trying to decide whether to spend Christmas alone with fruity pebbles, or to try and actually go out and do something.

[Taylor LoPrimo @DrOptimus]

@dieWolfe @AmericanAir That's why I fly @Delta