Not A Real Dr

Rangers fan (long before 2023 and optimistic Aggie alum. “The sea was angry that day, my friends.”

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Me: I’d like a beef and jalapeño pizza please.
Pizza girl: By beef, do you mean hamburger?
Me: No. I mean , I want the entire cow.

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The words “get those scissors out of your mouth right now”
came out of my mouth today.

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@Rangers__Nation Everybody should be fired.

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I guess Gore’s plan is to put all drama to rest early?
Leadoff walks are killer.

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@The_Real_PBrown Thought I’d sneak in an extra point. Didn’t think anyone would mind.

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So, imma do some math.
44+36=80, 7+6=13

The two teams I have a rooting interest in lost by a combined score of 80-14 this weekend.

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@AgKnocks 1. Loss to Kentucky
2. Loss to LSU
3. See 1 and 2.

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Absolutely no need for this, but here is my latest random thrift store find. #thunderdan

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@JaredSandler T shirt cannons should be calibrated to reach the upper deck where the real fans are. Dangerous? Maybe, but worth the risk.

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@skostyboi Chuck Morgan.
I love Chuck but if it helps the team…..

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Afternoon game tomorrow. That’s another L.

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I mean, they discontinued the Peagle. Of course they have no magic left.

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Screw this team! lol

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What a pitiful offensive performance up to this point.

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Are you telling me that you can’t find 5 major league arms capable of filling a rotation?

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@RDJTX2009 I guess you’re saying, there’s more fight after a nascar race than in Houston, right now?

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@RDJTX2009

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@tim_rangerfan19 I am.

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@tim_rangerfan19 I was not aware of this.