Pat Brown

When I come up with something witty, I'll update this bio. Until then, just know that I am

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@DrPepper_MD Ummm.... being a little generous with the 14 don't ya think?

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@DrPepper_MD You have a problem

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@DrPepper_MD @RangersSNtv @BZZROfficial Lol.

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@JoshChambers I know guys who play better golf after a beer or two...after last night's performance, perhaps Drake should give it a try. Couldn't hurt.

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@tim_rangerfan19

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@DrPepper_MD @tim_rangerfan19 "That was a strike, Blue! I can see that from here!"

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@tim_rangerfan19 This post is why I have Twitter (I refuse to call it X)

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@Ginasassyass I probably disagree with his comments but can disassociate his personal opinions with his on screen presence. This is called being an adult. If you stop watching a show because of an actor's opinion then you should stop watching TV or you're a hypocrite.

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@DrPepper_MD

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@Gavin2Hell Bo knows this ain't true

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@DrPepper_MD @ClassicsCFB Yes sir! Feels like yesterday

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If you're thinking of kicking a crab with your bare foot while the crab is trying to get away, DON'T!

On a totally unrelated note, my big toe is healing slowly.

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@JeremyDBoreing Dang, Taco Bell usually kills me just a couple hours later. Not sure what Charlie ate but it has me a little worried, I'm not gonna lie!

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Scheduled family pics during Destin vacay and both sons promptly get black eyes as if told to do so.

Momma ain't happy.

How's your summer going?

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@ClownWorld They built the house on the wrong side of the porch.

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I'm nerding out a spreadsheet and ran into some trouble so I had to call IT. He reluctantly told me I was doing something above his pay grade.

Hahahaha.....AI programming is dangerous stuff!!!!

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It seems AI hasn't figured out baseball yet!
How many things can you see that are wrong with this pic? Lol

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@deadend_king Dumb take by you and the mechanic. Sure it's difficult to get where he needs but where else should it go? To relocate, you have to move other parts that each have to meet specific requirements. Good luck.
I think shit posters should have to prove they don't have shit 4 brains.

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@redsteeze It Was Cold