FAKE DR PHIL KIDD

One of America’s most controversial parody accounts - I don’t get ulcers, I give them

[FAKE DR PHIL KIDD @DrPhilKidd1]

THE HOLY SPIRIT JUST INSTRUCTED ME THAT ALL OF MY TWEETS ARE TO BE IN ALL CAPS, SO EVERYONE WILL KNOW I AM SCREAMING AND FULL OF POWER IN EVERY TWEET #POWCON

[FAKE DR PHIL KIDD @DrPhilKidd1]

TOOK SOME TIME OFF DURING THE PLANDEMIC TO HAVE SURGERY. JUST NOW FEELING LIKE MYSELF AFTER BEING UNDER THE KNIFE AND HAVING MY HAIR SODDED ON MY HEAD. STILL GOT THE FAVOR

[FAKE DR PHIL KIDD @DrPhilKidd1]

CONFESSION: I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO PLURALIZE THE WORD “MASK”

[FAKE DR PHIL KIDD @DrPhilKidd1]

WE HAVE FULL SANITIZATION STATIONS ALL OVER EMMNAUS OF KINGSPORT FOR YOU TOMORROW. SPRITZ YOURSELF WITH HAND SANITOZER, SANITIZER MOUTHWASH, SANITARY NAPKINS, AND SANITIZER SHOE SCRUB FOR A MODEST DONATION. WE ARE 100% GERM FREE AND YOU WILL HELPNUS STAY THAT WAY.

[FAKE DR PHIL KIDD @DrPhilKidd1]

@andrew_sluder @FakeSermon @TrailSatire @TheLovingPastor @kjvpreacher1611 @JesseKragiel @HaaymanHarold @SluderFake HEY BABYFACE SLUDER. THE ONLY WAY I’LL AGREE TO MEAT YOU WOULD BE IN THE OCTAGON #IFBMMA

[FAKE DR PHIL KIDD @DrPhilKidd1]

@andrew_sluder @TheLovingPastor @HaaymanHarold @FakeSermon @TrailSatire @kjvpreacher1611 @JesseKragiel @SluderFake THATS A LIE! YOU AINT NEVER SEEN ME PREACH AT DAMNY CASTLE’S CHURCH. YOUTH WVENTS AND FAIRGROUNDS DONT COUNT! YOU KNOW WHAT 1 + 1 MEANS IN BIBLICAL NUMEROLOGY? MORE THAN ONE WIFE, JACKASS

[FAKE DR PHIL KIDD @DrPhilKidd1]

@TheLovingPastor @HaaymanHarold @andrew_sluder @FakeSermon @TrailSatire @kjvpreacher1611 @JesseKragiel @SluderFake I AINT TALKING TO NO STINKING RUCKMANITE, DOUBLE MARRIAGE APOLOGIST!

[FAKE DR PHIL KIDD @DrPhilKidd1]

IM PREACHING TOMORROW ON THE CORONAVIRUS. I WILL PROVE TO YOU FROM THE BIBLE, THAT MEXICAN BEER IS TO BLAME FOR THIS UNGODLY PESTILENCE #JESUSWASNOTABARTENDER

[FAKE DR PHIL KIDD @DrPhilKidd1]

I CANNOT WAIT TO ADRESS MY PULPIT TOMORROW AFTER MY PROFESSIONAL & CERTIFIED FIRST CLASS MAKEUP ARTIST RECONSTRUCTIONS MY FACE #NOPLACELIKEEMMEAEUS

[FAKE DR PHIL KIDD @DrPhilKidd1]

@GreggEHill @TheLovingPastor Is that D.R’s wife? I’m not sure, I changed the channel when that hell came on.

[FAKE DR PHIL KIDD @DrPhilKidd1]

@CampusBaptist YOIRE RIGHT, THE CROWD AINT EVEN CLOSE TO LARGE ENOIGH. HOW DO YALL EVEN PAY THE LIGHTBILL THESE DAYS?

[FAKE DR PHIL KIDD @DrPhilKidd1]

NEW YEAR NEW ME. IM GOING TO BE KINDLER GENTLER AND MORE UNDERSTANDING THIS YEAR.

[FAKE DR PHIL KIDD @DrPhilKidd1]

@CampusBaptist I WOULDNT COME BACK TO YOU BUNCH OF QUACKS ANYWAY. HOW MANY ARE YOU RUNNING NOW, ABOUT 60 ON FRIDAY NIGHT? IM SURPRISED YOU CAN EVEN AFFORD TO KEEP THE LIGHTS ON

[FAKE DR PHIL KIDD @DrPhilKidd1]

@FundyBB HELL NO. YOU DONT PREACH FOR ME AND ADULTERATE LIKE A FOX ON CIALIS WITH YOUR MISTRESS AND BEAT YOUR WIFE LIKE A KENNEL HOUND. YOU MAY NOT LIKE MY BOLDNESS BUT I AINT SCARED TO TELL THE TRUTH, JACK

[FAKE DR PHIL KIDD @DrPhilKidd1]

MY 2020 VISION PLAN IS TO SHOW PEOPLE JESUS IN MY WORDS ACTIONS SPEECH AND CONDUCT LIKE NWVER BWFORE.

[FAKE DR PHIL KIDD @DrPhilKidd1]

@TheLovingPastor SHIT YOIR STINKING MOUTH! YOURE NOTHING BUT A FAT LIBERAL YELLOW BELLIED ANNONOMOUS WANNABE. YOU PROBABLY HAD TO ASK YOIR WIFE BEFORE YOU TWEETED!

[FAKE DR PHIL KIDD @DrPhilKidd1]

THIS WEEK OF 9/11 REMINDS ME THAT NO GOAT SMELLING CAMEL RIDING CROOKED NOSE SAND MONKEY DIAPER HEADED ISHMAELITE WILL EVER BE WELCOME AT EMMAUS OF KINGSPORT BAPTIST CAMPUS.

[FAKE DR PHIL KIDD @DrPhilKidd1]

@HaaymanHarold @pkuplift NOBODY CAN PROVE YOU WRONG. YOU CAUGHT ME.

[FAKE DR PHIL KIDD @DrPhilKidd1]

@PastorCeeTee YOU AINT MAN ENOUGH TO TOUCH ME PUNK. IVE WALKED OVER BIGGER THAN YOU TO GET TO A FIGHT

[FAKE DR PHIL KIDD @DrPhilKidd1]

WHO WORE IT BETTER?

[FAKE DR PHIL KIDD @DrPhilKidd1]

SOMEONE WROTE AND ASKED WHO WORE IT BETTER. IS THIS EVEN A CONTEST? THATS LIKE ROKU VS YOUTH RALLY. ONE IS WORLD WIDE, THE OTHER IS A BUNCH OF FRIENDS FROM NEIGHBORING STATES