Swon Ranson

Sarcasm....my daily bread to nourish my soul to survive in this dystopian hell scape

[Swon Ranson @DrPrepper66]

I have joined the X-Sphere to spread my sarcastic wisdom....

I did implement some precautions, like altering my name, and no one will ever know who I really am.

For more information, click on my website link in my bio.

Have a fantastic day!

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

59 years ago today, Israel attacked the USS Liberty in international waters. 34 crew members were killed and 174 were wounded by the IDF.

Today, I spoke on the House floor to honor the fallen and to recognize the survivors who were present in the gallery.

[Swon Ranson @DrPrepper66]

@tanpukunokami You're free to capture this specimen and use him in new Unit 731 tests.

[Swon Ranson @DrPrepper66]

@LaNativePatriot Correct. And good on them.

[Swon Ranson @DrPrepper66]

@Fw_k4ylee Its called Liquor.

[Swon Ranson @DrPrepper66]

@DonutOperator @BritifyUK

[Swon Ranson @DrPrepper66]

@iShowPooo They're only patriots if they got rid of this cretin for good.

[Swon Ranson @DrPrepper66]

@tuuu28283 Bro, we're fat and have the Diabetus, if the bottle of water doesn't have 50 grams of sugar, 200 MG of caffeine and 10 different cancer causing chemicals in it, we ain't drinking it.

[Swon Ranson @DrPrepper66]

@Kittenwaffin I'll have diabetes with a side of diabetes.

"On god, why i got da diabetus?"

[Swon Ranson @DrPrepper66]

@Parodyjeffx About 3.50.....the half was a pig.

[Swon Ranson @DrPrepper66]

@pnwguerrilla We should all buy kosher foods so jews can't have any....

[Swon Ranson @DrPrepper66]

@hayasaka_aryan That aside.....did any connect?

[Swon Ranson @DrPrepper66]

@Neccccy

[Swon Ranson @DrPrepper66]

@gecffmn If you drive a squatted truck you deserve the death penalty.

And you're telling everyone you're gay bottom bitch.

[Swon Ranson @DrPrepper66]

@Fat_Electrician

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

One might wonder why Newscum's team would post something so idiotic, but it makes sense considering they've never actually seen a project completed. It's a foreign concept to them.

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

This one might be the best banger I've ever seen from @skscartoon

🔥

[Swon Ranson @DrPrepper66]

@hayasaka_aryan @AFpost I can't wait for the summer of love sequel....right in time for the world cup.

[Swon Ranson @DrPrepper66]

@Mrgunsngear One thing is for sure, one of @DonutOperator's followers can fix her.

[Swon Ranson @DrPrepper66]

@WMATASoldier @Mr_Fauxbot Yes, and not just under Biden, it has been an issue for decades. All Trump did was put an end to it, but like everything, it needs constant maintenance.

[Swon Ranson @DrPrepper66]

@Parodyjeffx Stop idolizing this hotel, they already bent the knee to public fauxrage.