kris sellers

[kris sellers @DrSqueezeBFD]

60 mile an hour winds and the boss wants us to work #hellno #areuhigh

[kris sellers @DrSqueezeBFD]

had the cops roll in and drag me out of bed last night #noofficeriwasntdrinking #terriblewaystowakeup

[kris sellers @DrSqueezeBFD]

@MurilloJCarlos did u really just use the fuck word... Who are u??

[kris sellers @DrSqueezeBFD]

Already on overtime #hellya

[kris sellers @DrSqueezeBFD]

One of my bosses is a DSP from back east #sicktight

[kris sellers @DrSqueezeBFD]

Jager tap check, beer check, big breasted drunk girls check #iloveholidays

[kris sellers @DrSqueezeBFD]

My first 15 hour day #howamistillreadytoparty

[kris sellers @DrSqueezeBFD]

@rebeccagloverrr how many times do u tweet a day?? #swearurabird

[kris sellers @DrSqueezeBFD]

Gettin up thinkin ur running right on schedual to find out ur boss was wrong and ur really early #goodthingurpayinme

[kris sellers @DrSqueezeBFD]

Just went snowboarding and now i remember what its like to just be free #simplepleasures

[kris sellers @DrSqueezeBFD]

Mr. Alarm i beat u once again #wakinupearly #ihatethatnoise

[kris sellers @DrSqueezeBFD]

@whitneg u ok??

[kris sellers @DrSqueezeBFD]

Gettin paid to play games on my phone #lovinthis

[kris sellers @DrSqueezeBFD]

The worst part about business trips is that u gotta take care of business #partyproblems

[kris sellers @DrSqueezeBFD]

Cant get my company card to work and the trip is on monday #freakinout #whyisthissocomplicated

[kris sellers @DrSqueezeBFD]

I love listening to ppl bitch about the snow, cuz im the one prayin for it #slednecklifeforme

[kris sellers @DrSqueezeBFD]

@kacie_dejong um relatively soon, idk how its all gonna work out yet but ill let u know

[kris sellers @DrSqueezeBFD]

@kacie_dejong cant #thisishomenow #sryimnotsry

[kris sellers @DrSqueezeBFD]

@kacie_dejong i love setting sail with the captain #letsgetfuckedup

[kris sellers @DrSqueezeBFD]

You know there is something wrong when u have 15 pairs of shoes #damngina