Dr Tastemaker

Sophisticated Ignorance

[Dr Tastemaker @DrTastemakerPHD]

Practicing smoking,
in public because
reds taste good
And
so does
she

and i don’t even like the taste but,
in my head,
if she thinks
i do then
i win
and winning is
everything until
it’s all over and

the smoke doesn’t smell sweet anymore
and
Linda looks at you different because
you
went from
vape to cig

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

(After sexting) Okay now be honest with me. How much of you cumming was simply because you were jacking off, and how much would you say was because of the power of my written word?

[Dr Tastemaker @DrTastemakerPHD]

Crashed out on ex wife this morning and then had funeral this afternoon, legendary run for the fellas #firstkiss

[Album Aura 💿 @AlbumAura]

lindsay lohan’s ankle monitor ~2008

[Dr Tastemaker @DrTastemakerPHD]

Suka blyat

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

FDR texting at 3am:

[Elizabeth Holmes @ElizabethHolmes]

I think about this often

[Dr Tastemaker @DrTastemakerPHD]

Increasingly convinced the only female friend indicator is BMI #noticing

[Dr Tastemaker @DrTastemakerPHD]

Dog House. Real pressure.

[Solivagant @wanderingsag]

To fall in love is to individualize someone by the signs he bears or emits. It is to become sensitive to these signs, to undergo an apprenticeship to them

~Gilles Deleuze

[Dr Tastemaker @DrTastemakerPHD]

Alpha’d touchtunes for misery business, fuck you gen Z #widespreadpanic #becausetheyreass #andsoareyou

[Dr Tastemaker @DrTastemakerPHD]

Sometimes I lust (bad bad) after e girls and then I remember they have less than 3,000 steps and then I stare at their forehead and just drool

[Dr Tastemaker @DrTastemakerPHD]

Always Fyi remember Catholics think they’re impressive but they have Notre Dame (shame you suck at opsec) and Napoleon so I guess go off king

[Dr Tastemaker @DrTastemakerPHD]

Dylan, rarely do this. Die.

[Dr Tastemaker @DrTastemakerPHD]

This line by a German-Dutch catholic proved my life’s existence twitter please approve

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

This line by Thomas à Kempis permanently changed how I move through the world

[Dr Tastemaker @DrTastemakerPHD]

@throatenator I’ve been imagining your throat and now here’s your ass and I’m peeing and I’m just gonna stare at the stars

[Dr Tastemaker @DrTastemakerPHD]

Apparently love bombing #exwife with sex tapes works???

[Dr Tastemaker @DrTastemakerPHD]

Is there a spell to dispel the gays or do I have to deal with this like walking into 7-11 and the homeless

[Dr Tastemaker @DrTastemakerPHD]

ex-wife just texted screenshots of a man she shit on to remind me “of who she is.” little does she know this means i impregnate her.

[Dr Tastemaker @DrTastemakerPHD]

Anyways I’m damn fond of you and I’d like to have a chance to talk sometimes

[Dr Tastemaker @DrTastemakerPHD]

Sure let’s do coke all night and have dinner for breakfast at 7:13 AM all here for it