Dr. Tavid Taylor

Medical Doctor | Therapist | Friend |
(As seen on @BET Canada)

[Dr. Tavid Taylor @DrTavid]

Medical marijuana. So hot right now. 🌿

[Kenny “KFUCKINGP” Powers @KFUCKINGP]

Hey snitches - This #WouldYouRather flick on @iTunesMovies is IN-FUCKING-CREDIBLE. #MustWatch

http://t.co/bUvouxVK

[Dr. Tavid Taylor @DrTavid]

Did you guys hear about the blackout? The cops told him to get back into his car. #blackout

[Dr. Tavid Taylor @DrTavid]

Hey everyone, it's that time of year again: AIDS SEASON! Be sure to schedule an appointment with our office to stop by for your vaccination!

[Dr. Tavid Taylor @DrTavid]

RT IF EVER THOUGHT YOU HAD HERPES

[Dr. Tavid Taylor @DrTavid]

If sex cured anything, doctors could write legal prescriptions for it - but I don't think you'd want many pharmacists to fill it.

[Kenny “KFUCKINGP” Powers @KFUCKINGP]

I love movies with blood and shit - but add @BrittanySnow and @SashaGrey?

I'm fucking in!

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[Dr. Tavid Taylor @DrTavid]

AIDS:
Every great man has a TEAM of AIDS!™

[Dr. Tavid Taylor @DrTavid]

Cancer:
At least it's not CAN'Tcer!™

[Dr. Tavid Taylor @DrTavid]

Alzheimer's:
Do it again, for the first time!™

[Dr. Tavid Taylor @DrTavid]

Diseases wouldn't be so depressing if they had better slogans. For example...
Lou Gehrig's Disease:
Better Eat Your Wheaties!™

[Dr. Tavid Taylor @DrTavid]

Quick! Trying to write a 'script for someone and can't remember the name of that sleeping medication that fucks you up (cause I took one)?

[Dr. Tavid Taylor @DrTavid]

I learned all of my Spanish from @TacoBell. I can't say it helps with Hispanic patients, but it really doesn't hurt, either.

[Dr. Tavid Taylor @DrTavid]

My patient used an oversize tongue depressor. Now he has to take tongue anti-depressants. #badumching

[Dr. Tavid Taylor @DrTavid]

If steroids are illegal for athletes, shouldn't Photoshop be illegal for models?

[Dr. Tavid Taylor @DrTavid]

A rollercoaster designed to euthanize its riders? GENIUS!
http://t.co/sAFyPixH

[Dr. Tavid Taylor @DrTavid]

At a local hospital this afternoon, doing a little PSA called "Game Of Crohn's."

[Dr. Tavid Taylor @DrTavid]

It seems like refusing to date patients would be a form of discrimination.

[Dr. Tavid Taylor @DrTavid]

Don't forget to "opt out" if you don't want your medical records posted on Facebook.