⚖️ satireVeritas

🔸 Princeton Math/Physics PhD
🔸 Gaia ad astra 🦋 ꩜ 🪐 ✨

[⚖️ satireVeritas @DrTimBarber]

@KarenBassLA I mean this with all my heart:
You are worse than pond scum.

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@thingsshldwrk @RottingOnion @elonmusk You could extract enough nitrogen for a few hundred square miles of buried habitats, but then you will completely run out. It simply does not exist there in large quantities.

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@thingsshldwrk @RottingOnion @elonmusk Yep. You’d need around 10,000x more nitrogen to get a biosphere. Not going to happen.

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@AGRobBonta @MSNOWNews You are complicit.

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@GovPressOffice Blocking you for serial idiocy.

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@ChuongIsHere "The" BART. Wtf. Are you KGB?

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@Bbmorg And... No one asked you.

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@PebMet1 @elonmusk I am just happy that he makes you angry.

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@DimaZeniuk You'll need to import 2 million billion tonnes of nitrogen if you want to have a biosphere on Mars. Not going to happen.

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@michael_inverse @eurofounder Don't shame him for his fetish.

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@eurofounder @prolific2u Like a fine horse.

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@valarr_dohaeris Hey, I said I was sorry.

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@eurofounder So brave. We're all pulling for her.

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ROFL

[Que Jogada! @QueJogadaQJ]

*aposto na bet que vai chover em ambos os lados do gramado*

a porra do jogo:

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@Darkl1ght3r @kenbensinger @RonDeSantis You people? That's is racist.

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@elonmusk Do the mariachis have stock?

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@ntahabercom Amazing. I feel like 3 minutes of my life were wasted.

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As if this wasn't funny enough...
This MP's name is S-Pineless.

[Brian Cardone 🏴‍☠️🇺🇦 @cardon_brian]

Oh my god this is too funny. You have to watch it all the way to the end, I promise you won’t regret it.

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@hippojuicefilm Two nightmare neighbors.