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[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Under President Biden’s leadership, there is a manufacturing boom across the country:
☑️TSMC is investing $40 billion in Phoenix
☑️Micron is investing $100 billion in Syracuse
☑️Intel is investing $20 billion in Columbus
☑️IBM is investing $20 billion in Poughkeepsie

[Matt McCusker @mattwritesbooks]

Lying in the dentist.

Am praised for using an electric brush.

Little to no build up.

A highly educated woman sticks her gloved finger in my mouth as Whitesnake’s classic hit “here I go again” comes on the radio.

Mentally, this counts as as sex.

My eyes close.

Bliss.

[河田桟 @kazenouma]

東崎。風に向かって立つオス馬。

[Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice]

My favorite part of the Elvis movie are the scenes where his family is pissing him off so he drives to the hood to overdose on black people

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

RIP Ray Liotta, I’m still waiting to find that one special woman that I love so much I beat the shit out of her creepy neighbor with the butt of my gun and ask her to hold it for me in a gesture that would bond us romantically and signal her implicit approval of my life of crime

[jake @jacobsweeet]

make sure you are eating a balanced meal every day!!

[Clown World Today @cwt_news]

🤡🌎 6 jabs needed

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Working on some new material for this week

[chris @DrToadberger69]

@MissFlyByNight Farts. Superfluous. Crochet.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

A baby at this hotel just legit stood up and said “Fuck the vaccine I’m on ivermectin f**gots” and then starting running through the halls. His parents are chasing him now. The country is really divided.

[chris @DrToadberger69]

@Paulywalnuts7

[chris @DrToadberger69]

At brunch off an edible on a Tuesday. Thanks America.

[chris @DrToadberger69]

Bless

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

At this very moment ancient ice is melting inside my rectum cleansing my impurities with the waters of the arctic.

[chris @DrToadberger69]

@meatballer0 8% 👀👀👀